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MESSIAH - The Blog That Started All The Trouble Here On BC
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Posted:Jun 28, 2006 6:44 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2006 12:15 pm 3411 Views
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Since There Is Much Talk Around Here
About What I Believe And How Terrible It Is
I Just Thought I Would Give Those Of You
Who Haven't Had The Chance To See
What The Fuss Is All About
The Opportunity To Check It Out For Yourself
And Make Your Own Decision
About Just How Terrible I Really Am.
Here's The Link:
Messiah, misi'a, n
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Why Did God Create ?
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Posted:Jun 28, 2006 1:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2006 9:58 am 3079 Views
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WHY GOD CREATED (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)
To those of us who have in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.
Whenever your are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own .
After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing he said was
"DON'T !"
"Don't what ?"
Adam replied.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.
"Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit ?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "
"No Way ! "
"Yes way! "
"Do NOT eat the fruit ! "
said God.
"Why? "
"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "
God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.
A few minutes later,
God saw His having an apple break
and He was ticked !
"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? "
God asked.
"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.
"Then why did you? "
said the Father.
"I don't know,"
said Eve.
"She started it ! "
Adam said.
"Did not ! "
"Did too! "
"DID NOT! "
Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.
BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY !
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give wisdom and
they haven't taken it,
don't be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble raising ,
what makes you think it would be
a piece of cake for you ?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT !
1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own .
3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.
4. seldom misquote you.
In fact,
they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding 's parties
is to remind yourself that there are
more awful than your own.
6. We -proofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.
ADVICE FOR THE DAY:
Be nice to your .
They will choose your
nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU ! HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"
AND "KEEP AWAY FROM "!!!!!
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Awwwwww
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Posted:Jun 28, 2006 12:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2006 9:58 am 3049 Views
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Isaiah 11:6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the ; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little shall lead them.
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Homeless
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Posted:Jun 27, 2006 10:40 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2006 12:10 am 3055 Views
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Birds have nests,
foxes have dens,
Jesus had no place to lay His head;
so, the hope of the whole world rests
on the shoulders of a homeless man.
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