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Urban_Hermit 68M
152 posts
5/15/2018 6:42 am
How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?


A pastor brought this to a meeting. Thought I'd share.

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic – Only one. Hands already in the air

Pentecostal – Ten. One to change the light bulb, nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians – None. Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic – None. Candles only

Baptists – At least 15. One to change the light bulb and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.

Anglicans – 3. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Methodists - Undecided

Uniting - Whether your light is light, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb or tulip bulb. Church-wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.

Mormons – 6. 5 wives to replace the bulb while husband reviews church lighting policy

Lutherans – None. Lutherans don't believe in change

Amish – What's a light bulb?

Judgement Day will be interesting.


Urban_Hermit 68M
317 posts
5/15/2018 6:43 am



Judgement Day will be interesting.


stillonely 54M

5/20/2018 11:26 am

Hi Urban, that sounds like a clean joke, right?
what about the Jehovahs witnesses....


kellybear4u 22F

6/17/2018 9:08 am

Thats funny