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Posted:Jun 15, 2008 11:15 am
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2008 3:04 pm 4580 Views
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A GOOD ONE
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy Cow, That must be my husband!" So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ranthrough a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband.!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?" And that folks............is how the fight started.
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staying with it
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Posted:Jun 14, 2008 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2008 11:16 am 4415 Views
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You've heard me harp on about this
[violins not that quiet in the background]
Harry is a .
I did a party for him with the
assistance of my closest [emotionally]
sister last night. He will be 15 on 1 July.
I'll keep my comments to comparing
his behaviour to regular fifteen
behaviour withour attachment disorder....
it was very educational and I'll continue
helping Harry heal [and mom too].
God bless us all.
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too bad .........so sad
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Posted:Jun 12, 2008 8:27 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2008 10:16 am 4302 Views
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cannot post well at all so will take a break.....
maybe a virus???
will peek in as I can .........but may take this tower in for a power washing!
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Heb. 10:24
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Posted:Jun 8, 2008 3:42 pm
Last Updated:Jun 10, 2008 12:15 pm 4094 Views
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.....let us outdo each other in being helpful and kind to each other...
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those church ladies and their typos
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Posted:Jun 7, 2008 4:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 8, 2008 3:38 pm 4497 Views
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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water ...
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved...the financial secretary gave a grief report.
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine:
Name: Bertha Belch.
Announcement: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa."
Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer & Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer conference includes Meals.
"Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are afflicted with any church.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible experience".
A worm welcome to all who have come today.
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch. If you would like to make a , fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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caring
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Posted:Jun 4, 2008 10:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2008 8:46 pm 4365 Views
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"We tend to look at caring as an attitude of strong toward the weak, of the powerful toward the powerless, of the have's toward the have-not's. When we honestly ask ourselves which persons in our lives mean the most to us, we often find it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch or wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing, and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is the friend who cares." Henri Nouwen
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rejection
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Posted:Jun 3, 2008 8:44 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2008 10:20 am 4502 Views
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it's not something in my recent memory....I'm so busy with my and all HIS abandonment issues
well I've had the cold shoulder and it hurts...
I don't need to know the why...just what I need to be learning from this....
praise Jesus!
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