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Happy Birthday Little Billy
Posted:Dec 29, 2009 3:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2009 12:17 pm
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My boy is now a , lol, he is no longer a baby though I wonder at times, lol, today he turns 2 though he has no idea of one day from the next, lol, though he insists upon being the center of attention still. I still cannot believe it has been 2 years. He is so smart though you would expect me to say that. He weighs in at 32 pounds and is quite the handful now and continues to surprise us every day with new words and things he does. I truly believe it is little Billy that keeps his daddy going as I watch the smile of my husbands face every time the two of them are together. So we spent another day of spoiling him and having fun as a family while the are out of school on winter break. May the Lord continue to watch over my little bit of heaven here on earth.
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DUNDEAL
Posted:Dec 29, 2009 3:41 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2009 12:16 pm
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Please except my apologies for not getting back sooner. I pray that all of you have had a wonderful holiday season as we celebrate the birth of our Risen Savior. First of all I want to thank you all for your prayers and wishes regarding my husband, Dundeal. I am sorry but so busy taking care of him and the and in the last few months we have moved into a new house and I am also doing online classes for college and that is taking all of my time and energy. As for Dundeal, he has now been forced to retire from work as his health continues to get worse but you would never know it talking to him. He has good and bad days with his memory as well as with his insides. We spend most of our time now at the doctors as they continue to run series of test on him as well as trying different medications that will make him comfortable. There has been some medicines in which he doesn't sleep and then they try others in which all he does is sleep. So we are trying to find a happy medium so that he can continue to function as normal as possible. I think that is about it as I can think of nothing else to say that I actually know about at this time but will try and answer your comments as they come into here. As my husband always says, May the Lord richly bless you all, cheers.
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PLEASE PRAY FOR DUNDEAL
Posted:Mar 17, 2009 3:31 pm
Last Updated:Jun 23, 2009 8:18 pm
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Bill had blood clot in his left leg. His doctor told him that they need to check him in the hospital but he refuse. So the doctor gave him medicines for the infection and told him to drink more water. If the blood clot reach his knees by thursday he needs to check in the hospital.
Please help me pray that he will get better.
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PRAYERS FOR DUNDEAL
Posted:Apr 17, 2008 5:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2009 12:06 pm
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Bill got pneumonia, so please help me pray for him to get better. He's sick for almost a week now. He went to the hospital for the check-up and the doctor wants him to be confined but he declined because he is more concern living me here at the house with 3 . He still dont feel better and was in bed all day and night. Please pray for him I want him to get better.
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Daddy Bill's (DUNDEAL) Rules For Dating
Posted:Feb 26, 2008 5:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 14, 2008 8:01 am
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Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're surely not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my 's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your date with my , I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a 'Barrier method' of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my . Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my : Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing or holding hands. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies that feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my , I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.

NAME _____________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ____________
HEIGHT ________ WEIGHT _________ IQ __________ GPA _________
SOCIAL SECURITY #______________ DRIVERS LICENSE #____________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________
______
HOME ADDRESS_____________________________________________________
CITY/STATE ____________________________ ZIP______

Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No
Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No
If No, explain: _______________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________

Number of years they have been married _________________________________

If less than your age, explain:
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

ACCESSORIES SECTION:
A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No
B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No
C. A waterbed? __Yes __No
D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No
E. A tattoo? __Yes __No
F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No
pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?

(IF YOU ANSWERED 'YES' TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.)

ESSAY SECTION:
In 50 words or less, what does 'LATE' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'DON'T TOUCH MY ' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE' mean to you?
____________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________

REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend ___________________________________________________
How often you attend ________________________________________________
When would be the best time to interview your:
father? ____________
mother? ___________
pastor? ____________

SHORT-ANSWER SECTION:
Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential.

A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be:
____________________________________________________________________
B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
____________________________________________________________________
C: A woman's place is in the:
____________________________________________________________________
D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
____________________________________________________________________
E. What do you want to do IF you grow up?
____________________________________________________________________
F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is:
____________________________________________________________________
G. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________________

I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.

__________________________________________________________________
Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, moron!)

_______________________________ ________________________________
Mother's Signature Father's Signature

_______________________________ ________________________________
Pastor/Priest/ Rabbi State Representative/Congressman

Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing.

You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white ties carrying violin cases (you might want to watch your back).
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Though for the DAY
Posted:Feb 21, 2008 12:39 pm
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2008 8:27 am
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Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about the one's who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.
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Vote for William W. (little Billy) Contestant
Posted:Oct 1, 2009 11:14 am
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2009 6:49 pm
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I registered Billy in gapcastingcall and can you please register and vote for him on this site. http://bigchurch.com Voting is every 24 hours until November 17, 2009. Thanks every single vote will be very much appreciated.
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HAPPY FATHERS DAY DUNDEAL
Posted:Jun 20, 2009 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2009 6:45 am
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When I look at you being a dad to our ,
my heart swells with gratitude and pride,

I find myself sitting in a corner, admiring you be your natural self,
being in your comfort zone of daddy hood.

I feel so blessed to have a husband like you
I am so thankful that my are blessed
with a father as caring, thoughtful, and supportive as you

It must be Heavenly Father looking out for me
He knew we would compliment each other
so he blessed us with each other

On this Father's Day here is a wish for you
I wish for continuous blessings from above
For God's guidance, protection, strength
For health, long life and prosperity

I want to thank you for always putting our 's interest first
We love you from the bottom of our hearts
We wish you Happy Father's Day
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UPDATE ON BILL
Posted:Mar 19, 2009 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2009 12:04 pm
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We were on the hospital today for Bill's checkup. A little after 9am they draw blood on him to check the blood clotting (I guess) then waited for 30 minutes for the nurse to do the vitals then waited for an hour for the doctor to see him then they draw blood from him again for the blood count and waited for another hour for the result of the blood test but its 12:00 and they still haven't got the ressult. So Bill said to his doctor that he can no longer stay because he still need to go to work. The doctor called me he wants to see Bill again in a weeks time and Bill needs to pick up some medicine again.
Thank you for all the prayers! Bill is getting Better. Thank you all and THANK YOU JESUS YOU ARE THE BEST PHYSICIAN!
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UPDATE ON BILLY:))
Posted:Jan 29, 2009 3:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2009 2:43 pm
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Billy is already walking now and he start riding his bike.HE LOVES SPORT! (Daddy's happy about it! I'm not unless he can have breaks every 15 minutes) He already knows the difference between a football and basketball. With the football he keeps on kicking it until it reach the street and with the basketball he throws it in the wagon. He will be just like Shane and Daddy a sport buff! He loves cooking not because he is always playing with my baking dish but because he wants me to carry him while I am cooking and would love to taste it. If his food taste blah he spits it out! I'm also teaching him how to sings though he can't say the words yet he hums the song!
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