Some Points About Men And Women!
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Posted:Aug 4, 2006 9:00 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2008 5:04 am 3886 Views
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1. Men's conversations
Women are convinced, that men in pubs are talking about women, cars and football. This is not true! Men don't talk in a pub. They are standing around for hours, are grinning in a silly way and order one beer after another.
2. Parties
Men wanna leave a party when it's over, better even later. Women wanna leave a party before it starts, better even earlier.
3. Sitting
Women don't want to stand, they have to sit down everywhere, even if there are no chairs. And if they can't sit down, they at least want to dance. Men don't want to sit down: They want to stand or to lay down at once.
4. Clothes I
Men hate to wear other people's clothes. Women love to wear their husbands shirts, pullovers, t-shirts and socks. After wearing they let them disappear in their wardrobe. the only exception is the bathrobe: this one is hanging in the bathroom with the sleeves rolled up.
5. Clothes II
Women know a magic spell that men will never learn: they can let black socks disappear in the washing-machine.
6. Climatic zones
Women do only know two climatic zones: The Arctic and Africa. Either they freeze or they sweat. In most cases they freeze. when they don't freeze , it's because they wear the jacket of their husband. - Then he is freezing...
7. Meals I
before having a meal women are nearly starving to death, afterward they feel sick. Men are able to eat a great many, even if they aren't hungry.
8. Meals II
Women love to eat lettuce. Men only eat lettuce, when it's hidden between two halves of a bun and a peace of grilled minced meat.
9. Toilets
Men always forget to clap down the seat again, women always forget to clap up the seat again. Both forget to clean the bathroom.
10. Cars
Women keep to speed limits, men don't. Women cannot read a map, men hate to ask for the way. Women alway know the shortest way, men even know a short cut.
11. Health I
When women are sick, they go to a doctor. When they are not sick, they go to a doctor also. Men don't go to the doctor until they are so sick that they can't go to the doctor.
12. Health II
Women are always sick, men are never sick. When men are sick nevertheless, they are dead sick.
13. Multitasking
Women are able to do two things at the same time, for example iron the laundry and watch TV, phone and polish finger-nails or read and talk. Men can't do two things at the same time except watch TV and sleep.
14. Instructions for use
Women never read instructions for use. They think when they push a button, it will happen what they expect to happen. Men always read the instructions for use. They think they would find also an instruction for rebuilding the appliance.
15. Relationships
Women live together with men, because they need someone who reads the manuals. Men live together with women, because they need someone who understands the manuals.
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So gern ich mich auch an den vielfältigen Diskussionen beteilige...
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Posted:May 15, 2006 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2008 3:13 am 3948 Views
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... es wäre doch schön, in Deutsch zu disputieren. Es ist schon sehr anstrengend, seine Gefühle und Gedanken in einer fremden Sprache auszudrücken. Oft fehlt einem das richtige Wort. Da ich nun weiß, dass es hier auch etliche Mitglieder aus Deutschland gibt, hoffe ich darauf, dass diese sich outen. Gott schütze Euch!
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Thank you all!
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Posted:Apr 24, 2006 9:04 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2008 3:18 am 3940 Views
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Today I want to thank you for your warm welcome. After just two days I feel nearly at home here on this website. God bless you all!
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Is it a sign?
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Posted:Apr 22, 2006 5:50 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2008 3:19 am 4320 Views
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Just about ten minutes ago this verse came into my mind: "Allsosehr hat Gott die Welt geliebt, dass er seinen einzigen Sohn hingab..."
Then, visiting the website "germanfriendfinder.de", I found a link to this one. And guess what was the first I saw here? A link to John 3:16. That's amazing!
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