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I once had a...... Greetings All, I just wanted to keep things lite on this post, so how about a little input from folks, telling of past experiences in there relationships...No names, and just some funny stuff.. I'll tell you two quick funny things about some woman I dated.. I once had a girlfriend, that watered a plant for three years, and after three years of watering, asked me, "What am I doing wrong, I water it, and give it food, but it never grows any bigger?". I checked the plant, it was plastic.... I once had a girlfriend, that I took to a dance, and during the evening, I pointed out to her the price tag had not been removed from it's back..She said "I bought this dress two years ago, do you know how many times I have worn it since then!" Come on people, what funny things have you experienced with either of the genders..  No King but CHRIST JESUS!!! |
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Thanks for your advice on the tractor. I have no idea where to start looking and of course it is such an expensive proposition for me. But I do appreciate your time. Welcome to blogland. You will like it here a lot. There are some wonderful people for sure here in this cyberchurch. Lots of really good people of all denominational stripes! Thanks again! God bless. I can relate to this story as I have had it happen to me! Good humour! Try posting it in the magazine!
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4/21/2008 3:17 pm |
I have left the price tag, on a couple of times... . But I can't think, of any funny storys..Sorry. GBU!!!  Angel looking 4 her wings.. I will loosen myself from what has held me in the past, and from all the things that claw at my soul and threaten to pull it away from Gods purpose. In Him, I need never worry. God is God‒be humbled. God is good‒be encouraged. God is great‒be thankful [post 116968] This is Mia's blog and worth reading. It blessed my soul. Showing Me Jesus Hey everyone come say HI to My daugtherSunnie How to Dance in the Rain A Beautiful Tongue
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Hey Paws, Ahhh...Wonder what he was thinking???    This post was from some time ago, but since I am here, here is another funny thing that happen on a date, but this time it was me that was, ah, the buffoon.... I once took a girlfriend to a dance. Well, me and the guys had some drinks before the dance (this is definitely my pre awakened days).. Just a short time into the start of the dance, say about 8pm, I started to feel ill. I went to the rest room, and entered a stall, and had a seat. Well, I better tell you a quick bit about where the dance was, so the rest makes sense. It was at an all female catholic high school. There was only one rest room for the guys, which was actually a female rest room every school day. Any way, back to the stall. I started to hear some load shouting and banging on the stall door. Some one was grabbing at my legs. Another was poking me with a stick overhead. When I finally woke, some hours after the dance was over all ready, I found myself surrounded by four nuns whacking at me...I jumped up, opened the door, and let's just say I knew that school as well as them nuns, and made it out an exit, wondering where and when I got into this mess. Now I know I had gotten into that mess well before the dance even started...Never spoke to the girl again.... No King but CHRIST JESUS!!!
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