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~~THE PERFECT HUSBAND~~ Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$80,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is???!!!"  Let the shine!!! michael |
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12/29/2007 4:29 pm |
!! LOL!! Great post but I think that there's no such thing as a perfect husband just like there is no such thing as the perfect wife. Because no one in this world is perfect. True,as christians we are working towards perfection just like our Heavenly Father. Thanks for sharing.....GBY.......Rosie 
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12/29/2007 4:39 pm |
Hmm, thought maybe you had found the perfect husband. Nancy Let us share one anothers burdens and so fulfill the law of Christ
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12/29/2007 4:41 pm |
 To funny, Michael! That was the topping on the cake for my glorious day today! Thank you!  BTW You wouldn't do anything like that....would you?  God's blessings always, Karen God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world. ~C.S. Lewis~ Time to say goodbye
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12/29/2007 5:06 pm |
"This is the year of the favor of our God" "Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. See how they shine."(Bridge over troubled waters)
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12/29/2007 5:14 pm |
Tsk...tsk...tsk. A very tricky one!! I enjoyed it!!
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12/29/2007 5:19 pm |
 good one!faith
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Ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Good one Michael!  GBY Andie.
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Ohhhh you are soooo gooooodahhh!!! You brighten up my day, as always. Keep on shining, my friend. Your light has cut through me. Sandra
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Wonder how big of a warm home coming the real husband got and doesn't know why Born Again Christians only need to chew, It's those left behind that have to swallow it.
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12/29/2007 11:55 pm |
She did not recognize his voice  what kind of relationship is that?Good one Michael What God does in our lives during the waiting period is just as important as what we are waiting for. John Ortberg CHRISTIAN WAYS TO REDUCE STRESS
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12/30/2007 4:08 am |
Always wondered what really went on in mens locker rooms    PENELOPE "For I know the Plans I have for you, declares the Lord" Jer 29:11
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unbelieveable.............but cute....lol just trust Him,Randolph
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unbelieveable.............but cute....lol God bless you this new year!!! michael Let the SON shine!!! michael
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