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Hiz4Ever 71F
1904 posts
9/10/2006 4:10 am
3 Hymns and a HeHaw

One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in the offering. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the plate.

A very quiet, elderly and saintly lady all the way in the back shyly made her way to the pastor. He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.

Her eyes brightened as she looked over the congregation, pointed to three of the most handsome men in the building and said, "I'll take him, and him and him."


I say, Aman, Aman, and Aman
You go girl!!!

With Great Love,

Hiz4Ever †



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roxy12
(erica-jane b) 44F
Ask me for a photo

9/10/2006 11:14 pm

 thats hilarous i love your sense of humour keep it up girl


Rebekka 77F

9/11/2006 11:54 am
Elizabeth


Hiz4Ever 71F
3303 posts
11/6/2007 1:03 am
    Quoting  :
Glad you liked it.

I'll take me 3 of those handsome "hims"
as well.....


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