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Hiz4Ever 73F
1904 posts
9/10/2008 9:57 am
Skinny Dipping



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> Skinny Dipping...
An elderly man in
West Virginia had
owned a large farm
for several Years.
He had a large pond
in the back. It was
properly shaped for
swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer
decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while,
and looked it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he
heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he
came closer, he saw it was
a bunch of young women
Skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware
of his presence and they
all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to
him,'we're not coming out
until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't
come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make
you get out of the pond
naked.

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.





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soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
69M

9/10/2008 11:08 am

Perfect end to my internet experience! I spent the last half hour sending stills of Tom and Jerry with audio. Why? Because I can! (((((((Hiz)))))))
Oops, sorry, I forgot this is a Non-Smoking website! C:=)

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


Hiz4Ever 73F
3303 posts
9/10/2008 8:13 pm

    Quoting soaringwithchris:
    Perfect end to my internet experience! I spent the last half hour sending stills of Tom and Jerry with audio. Why? Because I can! (((((((Hiz)))))))
    Oops, sorry, I forgot this is a Non-Smoking website! C:=)

Beloved Steve,

Yes, please don't smoke on my posts...

I can't handle the smoke.....it does

things to my lungs...

Glad you liked the gator story!

With Great Love & Blessings,

Hiz4Ever †




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Hiz4Ever 73F
3303 posts
9/10/2008 8:15 pm

    Quoting  :


Beloved Sister,

So glad you enjoyed the story.

I thought maybe it had been on
BC already and I was just a lagger.

With Great Love & Blessings,

Hiz4Ever †




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Hiz4Ever 73F
3303 posts
9/10/2008 8:17 pm

    Quoting  :


Beloved Brother,

Your quite welcome!

With Great Love & Blessings,

Hiz4Ever †




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Hiz4Ever 73F
3303 posts
9/10/2008 8:19 pm

    Quoting  :


Beloved Sister,

So happy to make you smile.

With Great Love & Blessings,

Hiz4Ever †




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Hiz4Ever 73F
3303 posts
9/10/2008 8:21 pm

    Quoting  :


Beloved Marilyn,

Are you one of those closet

skinny dippers??

I have only done that once &

that was not until I was 27y/o

& I was with my then husband.

I'm scared of gators....too!

With Great Love & Blessings,

Hiz4Ever †




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