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A Blonde's Year in Review ( Apologies to all my Blonde Sister's ) A Blonde's Year in Review January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!" April Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!! May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.[/color\ July Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open. September The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" To which she replied, "There certainly is!" “My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"  Vincit Veritas~Truth Conquers |
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12/15/2007 2:05 am |
Hey........you found Eli's diary! She's been looking for it everywhere!!!  Anyone who reads this and tattles to Eli.....just remember one thing.........Santa Claus (yes I have connections)    PENELOPE "For I know the Plans I have for you, declares the Lord" Jer 29:11
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Hey........you found Eli's diary! She's been looking for it everywhere!!! Anyone who reads this and tattles to Eli.....just remember one thing.........Santa Claus (yes I have connections) Beloved Penelope,  I'm gonna leave a plate of cheese outfor Santa Claus, cause he leaves a whole house full of gifts and a shiny new automobile  You think Eli will find this post?? God Bless you & yours, My Sister Merry Christmas & Blessed & Prosperous New Year With Great Love & Blessings, Hiz4Ever † Vincit Veritas~Truth Conquers
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Born Again Christians only need to chew, It's those left behind that have to swallow it.
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Beloved T Glad you liked it Vincit Veritas~Truth Conquers
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