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Blogs > onamisionfromgod > WE HAVE A FRIEND IN CHRIST!


onamisionfromgod 59M
1034 posts
9/24/2010 3:40 pm
THE HISTORY OF GENERAL TORTILUS

the legend goes that,as he was growing up in Spain,many moon ago,his freinds and family used to make fun of him saying
" Tortilus......bring us some more tortillas! "

well,as i am sure as you must know,that this young man was scarred by this,and he vowed vengence..weathwer it was on the people or the tortillas themselves...this all truely is not clear...but,
he went on to accomplish many great exploits,some of which included starting an arts and crafts school,and i think he started an insurance agency.

anyhooooo,my point is the dude is now famous because he didnt stand for all that nonsence,that and the fact that they didnt have cable tv way back then,he obviously had alot of time on his hands.

Tortilus...bring us some more tortillas!!! what a dweeb



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