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ICorinthians13 66F
726 posts
4/29/2008 5:24 pm
LAST MINUTE PRAYER


An atheist was walking in the woods.
He was looking around, thinking how beautiful everything was, when suddenly, the bushes behind him began to shake.
The atheist turned just in time to see a bear lunge out from between some trees and come racing toward him. The bear caught the man and was raising one paw to kill him.
The atheist, without thinking, cried, "Oh my God!"

Time froze.
The forest was silent.
The bear was still.

A voice came from the sky:
"You have denied my existence, even saying that creation was simply due to an accident. Why should I save you now?"

The atheist said, "It would be hypocritical of me to become a Christian at this late date, but could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

God said, "Let it be so."

Time unfroze.
The forest sounds began again.
The bear bowed his head and said,"God, for this food which we are about to receive, we thank you."