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It's easier to be a boy Hormones, emotions, UGH! Cold would be so much easier. eh..whatever..life goes on. |
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8/30/2008 8:10 am |
WHAT??? Have you lost your mind????  Easier to be a boy.... NOT  Okay... the roller coaster ride of hormones and emotions, you win hands down. BUT... "girls" have so many advantages over "boys", especially when it comes to relationships.  Just not enough space here and not enough time in the day to go into ALL the fine details.  "Don't wait for the storm to pass .... .... learn to dance in the rain"  Click here clearwatermail [post 133992]
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8/30/2008 8:19 am |
Not even God understands women... He loves 'em anyway. A man walking along a Calif. beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the voice from above said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me, I will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want." The voice said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me." The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' how I can satisfy them sexually, and how I can truly make a woman happy. " The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?"  "Don't wait for the storm to pass .... .... learn to dance in the rain" Click here clearwatermail [post 133992]
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8/30/2008 8:56 am |
leave her alone  .. I'm betting .. its either 'her time' her daughters time or someone she has to work with's time .. lmao... This message has been brought to you by the Justin Case Network .. official sponsor of the Foot in Mouth clubs of America .. with your support we WILL find a cure!
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8/30/2008 10:37 am |
yuuuuk! feelin' for you .. I hate it when that happens ..  and though you might not want to hear it .. I'm gonna tell you anyways lol .. cause it's always been true (for me) .. Usually when I get like that it's because of 'something' .. God poking me and poking me and poking me and I just WONT LISTEN .. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR .. can't seem to HEAR or UNDERSTAND .. sooooo I just go to Him and say .. WHAT THE HECK! I get that its YOU doing this .. but I am clueless .. dunno what it IS that Your saying to me or what You want or nothing .. sooooo STOP IT and just TELL ME ALREADY!! oh nooo .. I yell at God .. bad girl hahahaha .. He does NOT care .. He simply using 'whatever' to get my attention .. and oh man He does!! so go on scream at Him .. WHAT THE HECK! or HELL if you want .. ... This message has been brought to you by the Justin Case Network .. official sponsor of the Foot in Mouth clubs of America .. with your support we WILL find a cure!
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8/30/2008 12:27 pm |
I DO hear ya .. and I don't understand it .. have gone through those same kinds of things and I was totally 'lost' .. totally NOT getting it .. and so YEAH .. I yelled at Him .. WHAT THE HECK! I dont have an answer either .. wish I did .. you could have it .. I'm generous like that lol I DO have an idea .. though you wont like my idea of what it is .. though not gonna tell you cause you may never talk to me again hahaha .. (though different with me .. remember me telling you about that 12yr thingie .. it was different then all the years before of 'badness' .. not saying it IS that .. but whenever I think on whats going on with you .. it IS what I think of ) also IF it IS that .. there IS a 'key' or a 'something' that you need to do, find, have that will open the door .. to all eternity really .. but what that IS .. I have no clue .. it all happened to me without me realizing it .. and the key for me might not be the same for you .. I honestly don't know .. (and not sure IF it's even what I think it is .. even if it IS what I think it is!) good thing I wasn't gonna tell ya .. PLEASE DONT STOP TALKING TO ME!!!  ... This message has been brought to you by the Justin Case Network .. official sponsor of the Foot in Mouth clubs of America .. with your support we WILL find a cure!
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8/30/2008 1:51 pm |
Interpretation replies on 8/30/2008 4:17 pm: Why the heck would I stop talking to you? yeah...12 more years of letting me go totally under? yeah...thats a good plan. no no no .. thinking this is the 'end' of it .. just need that one last thing (whatever that is??!!!) .. and it 'is finished' .. not much consolation I know .. sorry bout that .. really mean that too  ..... This message has been brought to you by the Justin Case Network .. official sponsor of the Foot in Mouth clubs of America .. with your support we WILL find a cure!
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8/30/2008 7:56 pm |
HEY CHICA MALA E BUNDA MALI- WHAT YA BELLYACHIN ABOUT?????????? YER LIFE SUCKS. SO WHAT. AT LEAST YER NOT NAILED TO A CROSS LIKE HE WAS.  Ain't Jesus KEWL????? ya ALWAYS KNOW YER DAY COULD BE WORSE, EH? So IF ya REALLLLLY wanna have a worse day- HERE------------------------------------------------------->  Walk up and deal with a STRANGER wishing he could really give ya one of those. If THAT don't scare ya back to "having a nice day"- nothing ever will. Yeah. I know. That don't scare ye bad enough either. Ah well.... stretch out her hands and get ready for the nails... "follow thou Him". And if THAT ain't BAD enuf- I'll be waitin when ya wake back up. K? That ought to scare HELL outa ya.
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8/30/2008 9:08 pm |
By the way... He said LOVE YA... not just TRY to love ya... may not seem I have much of that stuff... But looks can be deceiving... HE makes us DOOOOOO what He wants us to DOOOOOOO at any given moment. Yer EASY. Yer just a goofy female. Try dealing with HIM looking over yer shoulder alla the time. Talk about PMS. "PREPARE MY SERVANTS". Like Jesus said- Ain't many of em and THEM's just a bunch of dumbass sheeps. 
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