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signs you are grown up.....lol 1. Your houseplants are alive. 2. You've been at the same job for 20 years. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 12. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 13. You feed your Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 14. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 15. You take naps. 16. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 17. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 18. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 19. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. Bonus: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one. Then you forward it to a bunch of old friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it too. in God, I trust |
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THATS WAS GOOD!!! * Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!! * We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!! * Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!! * A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!
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