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godconnected 73F
114 posts
12/3/2008 6:21 am

Last Read:
1/17/2011 5:51 pm

THANKSGIVING DIVORCE........


An elderly man in Phoenix calls his in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like Heck they're getting a divorce", she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

pricelessjoy 73F
5916 posts
12/3/2008 11:53 am

Funny!

May God Bless You in ABUNDANCE


godconnected 73F
173 posts
12/3/2008 8:06 pm

    Quoting  :

Hi Pamela. Yes! I am an adolescent counselor for a state agency. It was really tough to get a Masters Degree at my age but well worth it!