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Fruitbat 60M
1556 posts
2/4/2008 4:07 pm

Last Read:
5/27/2010 4:36 pm

sweet joke


A chocolate cake and a strawberry flan were sitting on a plate in Golders Green. The strawberry flan looked at the chocolate cake and said;

"You look really rich."

"Well,"said the chocolate cake, casually, "I make a living..."

OceanBlue122 57F

2/4/2008 4:39 pm

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Yeah.....right in the belly of others!!! Yummmmmmyyyyy!!!

P.S. Hey, Fruitbat....now since I've got cake and flan on my mind...you got any to share with me???


jerseygirl1964
(Ginny )
61F
3657 posts
2/4/2008 5:02 pm

I saw strawberry flan and chocolate cake and the rest of the words just were.......blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..........so I ran and got a fork and a small cake plate and I'll take a piece of each please. Now, if I can only have one than I'll take the Chocolate Cake, I got ice cold milk to go with it for everyone.



* Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!!
* We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!!
* Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!!
* A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!


101yaya
(Lila S)
70F
2841 posts
2/4/2008 11:47 pm

funny
I like Ginny's comment too......
some people only hear what they want to hear....hummmmmmm?
Everything after Chocolate is......blah blah blah


OceanBlue122 57F

2/6/2008 2:37 pm

    Quoting Fruitbat:
    There are somethings that you can contemplate running out of. Water, salt, blood, air..., but not cake. Always have cake ready for when visitors drop by. I'll get the ice cream ready
Okay.....you mentioned ice cream.....so.....I'm coming!!!


jerseygirl1964
(Ginny )
61F
3657 posts
2/11/2008 7:42 am

Fruity - I live in a predominately Jewish part of New Jersey. What a coinkydink!! The joke didn't matter because as I said saw the choc cake thing and blah, blah, blah. However, we surely do have so much in common, no wonder we are friends. ('cept you talk and spell funny but no matter, I'll keep you)

Oh, and the part about the cake...........and ice cream......... I am going to have to be rolled home if I continue to hang out with you!!! (Picture Violet in Willy Wonka and that will be me!! Maybe I should think this friend thing over a bit.


* Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!!
* We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!!
* Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!!
* A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!


walking_man
(Paul )
86M

3/6/2008 1:58 pm

In addition to boxing briefly in high school...

I once accidentally grabbed a pipe with a live wire inside.

Anything like that happen to you?