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14 posts
4/8/2006 5:02 am

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6/11/2006 5:07 pm


My three year old grand- went with her mother to a baby shower last week.When she saw the pregnant woman,she asked her mother "why is that woman's stomach so big?" Her mother told her"that's where the baby is.My grand- looked puzzled for a while and then looked up at her mother and said "she ate a baby?."Her mother explained that daddy had planted a seed there and it grew into a baby.My grand- said""OH NO". Her mother asked " whats wrong?"and she said"I swallowed a seed."

Windsage 62F

4/8/2006 6:25 am

hahahahahaha!! omg she is now traumatized for life!! OH NO! hahahahaha

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(William Watson)
18097 posts
4/8/2006 7:19 am

hahahahaha, thanks for sharing, God bless you

May the Lord bless you and keep you

(caroline hampton)
8849 posts
4/8/2006 8:15 am

ha ha very cute

Mom4Jesus 56F

4/8/2006 10:16 am

That IS funny

my dad told me that they were from swallowing watermelon seeds with dirt behind your ears

so I cleaned MY ears REALLY, REALLY clean
cause you KNOW, I always swallowed "them darn seeds"


be blessed,