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HERE ARE SOME GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR YA'LL :) ON RELIGION A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons. Kevin 5 and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue about which one was going to get the first pancake. Their mother saw an opprotunity for a moral lesson, If Jesus was sitting right here he would say give it to my brother, I can wait. Kevin looks at his younger brother Ryan and says, Ryan you be Jesus. A student was asked to list the Ten commandments in any order he wanted his answer was. 3,6,1,8,4,5,9,2,10 and;. A father was at the beach with his , when his 4 year old ran up and grabbed him by the hand and led him the the shore where a dead sea gull was lying on the sand. The little boy said Daddy what happened to him, His father said he died and went to heaven, the boy thought for a moment and then said Did God throw him back down. After church service the little boy told the pastor, he said when I grow up I am going to give you some money. The pastor said well thnk you but why? the little boy said cause my daddy said that your the poorest pastor he has ever known. A wife invited some people for dinner, she turned to her 6 year old and asked her if she wanted to say the blessing, she said I wouldnt know what to say, then her mother replied, just say what mommy says okay. So she began she said Dear Lord why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner. The athiest And The Shark: There was this Athiest and he went swimming in the ocean. He looked behind him and saw a shark, so he began to swim back to his boat. As he looks back the shark truns and starts for him. His boat is a little ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. he's scared to death. and as he turns around he sees the jaws of the great white beast open revealing his teeth in a horrified splender, the athiest screams OH MY GOD SAVE ME!!!!!! In an instant time had frozen and a bright light shines down from above, The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say, You are an athiest, Why do you call upon me, When you don't believe in me? The athiest was confused and knowing he can't lie, the man replied Well thats true I dont believe in YOU but how about the shark can you make him believe in you. The Lord responded as you wish. and the light is retracted back into heavn and the man could feel the water move again As the athiest looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, When all of a sudden the shark pulls back, Shocking the man looks at the shard as the huge beast closes his eyes and bows his head and said THANK YOU LORD FOR THIS FOOD I AM ABOUT TO RECIEVE 
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 Thank you!!!  GBY!!! michael Let the SON shine!!! michael
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very funny!!!! * Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!! * We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!! * Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!! * A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!
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1/26/2008 11:17 pm |
Very good, i have heard it before but it is just as good again, bless you sister Gods way is my way,...Clay
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