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God is an Australian In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's He created night for going prawning,sleeping . and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On theSecond Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with . So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ... Well .. Almost good. He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear , to wash, To cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good. It was better than that, it was B***** Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!! |
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 S Blessings in His awesome & precious name! - Sabrina   
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8/1/2006 9:29 am |
Too funny ya loop!!! LOL
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8/1/2006 11:31 am |
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie, Caro" Hilarious ROFLMAO!!! With all those blokes and sheilas about there must good Neighbours; everyone needs good Neighbours!
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8/1/2006 12:41 pm |
God is SO NOT a male chauvinist pig, girl He made the blokes to feed US we only clean up once in a while, so our food isn't too charred and in exchange we staple their undies together, so they don't fall totally apart... 
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God is SO NOT a male chauvinist pig, girl He made the blokes to feed US we only clean up once in a while, so our food isn't too charred and in exchange we staple their undies together, so they don't fall totally apart...
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"Throw another shrimp on the barbie, Caro" Hilarious ROFLMAO!!! With all those blokes and sheilas about there must good Neighbours; everyone needs good Neighbours!
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it is beautiful Barbie weather here today in this tropical PARADISE that God created HERE IN AUSTRAIA..I think they would really have been Bruce and Maud rather than Adam and Eve if He had placed them here...enjoy your lunch..if it is vegemite sandwiches then you can also praise the good Lord that it could have been worse
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Brina and Robyn it always makes my day when you come for a visit..if you ever really visited me in Australia I'd have to give you both the red carpet treatment..that reminds me the landlord was supposed to be replacing mine due to cyclone damage..please don't tell him that I want red carpets..he often takes me seriously..that is why I don't ask him to really donate his cat to the greyhound racing club
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thankyou for the sympathy but we Aussies are tough so I have another one I can bite through the next time I eat fried noodles..though perhaps I should add barbeque sauce to them to turn them into a proper Aussie meal..it'll make them soggier too
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I don't know the gender of the author but I do know that yes we are to be treated as Queens but also we are to be helpers so somehow we have to work out a balance and I think the only way is to read the word and apply its principles to our lives
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8/1/2006 6:25 pm |
I don't know about you caro...you are too cute. 
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I don't know about you caro...you are too cute.
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8/1/2006 7:46 pm |
Brina and Robyn it always makes my day when you come for a visit..if you ever really visited me in Australia I'd have to give you both the red carpet treatment..that reminds me the landlord was supposed to be replacing mine due to cyclone damage..please don't tell him that I want red carpets..he often takes me seriously..that is why I don't ask him to really donate his cat to the greyhound racing club
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And God created Kangaroos and Koalas for the amusement of the Bloke, the Sheilas and their offspring. One of the offspring is CarolineHampton with built-in sense of humours to bring laughter to BC and stretch out my wrinkles on my forehead................ YES...... she's from AUSTRALIA............... How can I not love a sister like her?.................. " We are fearfully and wonderfully made." Psalm 139:14a
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8/1/2006 8:40 pm |
"How can I not love a sister like her?.................." DITTO!!!!!! 
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And God created Kangaroos and Koalas for the amusement of the Bloke, the Sheilas and their offspring. One of the offspring is CarolineHampton with built-in sense of humours to bring laughter to BC and stretch out my wrinkles on my forehead................ YES...... she's from AUSTRALIA............... How can I not love a sister like her?..................
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OMG Caro...you just made me bust a gut girl!
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Caro.... There is a lot of Love, Wit, Humor, and Crazziness..... Now Back to My order: I will take Two Steaks (Med Rare) I like the Light Beer (No Guinness For Me) I Would love a Skew of Coconut Shrimp... And to Finish it off...... What No Dessert... What Day are we on??  Talk to you later Caro.. Micah
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Caro.... There is a lot of Love, Wit, Humor, and Crazziness..... Now Back to My order: I will take Two Steaks (Med Rare) I like the Light Beer (No Guinness For Me) I Would love a Skew of Coconut Shrimp... And to Finish it off...... What No Dessert... What Day are we on?? Talk to you later Caro.. Micah
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"How can I not love a sister like her?.................." DITTO!!!!!!
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8/2/2006 9:51 am |
*nodding* Yes, I do and God willing, I'm getting it with Caro and Hellen's (and all my friends and support here on BC) help no less Yep, I knew God made them special for a reason Don't y'all feel special  I LOVE YOU!!!!
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*nodding* Yes, I do and God willing, I'm getting it with Caro and Hellen's (and all my friends and support here on BC) help no less Yep, I knew God made them special for a reason Don't y'all feel special I LOVE YOU!!!!
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Brina and Robyn it always makes my day when you come for a visit..if you ever really visited me in Australia I'd have to give you both the red carpet treatment..that reminds me the landlord was supposed to be replacing mine due to cyclone damage..please don't tell him that I want red carpets..he often takes me seriously..that is why I don't ask him to really donate his cat to the greyhound racing club yes, I know, bad pun...but you love me for it... Blessings, S Blessings in His awesome & precious name! - Sabrina
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8/2/2006 3:36 pm |
hahahahaha Girlfriend you are too funny I thought it was the Texans who were the experts on BBQ and the Louisianans on Shrimp and Prawns  I was raised on Butter Spicy Shrimp, Prawns, Crabs and Marinated Soaked Beer BBQ all my life. I guess God was planting Blokes and Sheila's all around the world. Of course as a True Texan I know they originate in Texas first. hehehe
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Brina and ArtisticLady you got me drooling now..that would be Heavenly to have an eternal BBQ like that with both of you..isn't Texas more like a sauna than eden at the moment..love the new pic of you Artisticlady..you look most angelic.
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8/2/2006 7:56 pm |
She does look angelic, doesn't she? nice pic!!!!! Mom
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Good Laugh Between Texas and Australia "A couple of Texans got off a plane in Sydney. The one who had been there before was briefing the other one on what to expect: "They're OK, these Aussies, but you'll find they take themselves a bit too seriously sometimes, so you'll have to humor them. "For instance, if they say that Australia is bigger than Texas, you just make out you believe 'em!" Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Good Laugh Between Texas and Australia "A couple of Texans got off a plane in Sydney. The one who had been there before was briefing the other one on what to expect: "They're OK, these Aussies, but you'll find they take themselves a bit too seriously sometimes, so you'll have to humor them. "For instance, if they say that Australia is bigger than Texas, you just make out you believe 'em!"
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For the uninitiated, a "barbie" is a BBQ or is it their new ubiquitous American doll. Always a joy to get a good laugh from you. This was cute. Amazing how language is so different on different islands. (¯`•♥•´¯) ¤`•.♥.•´ ¤ (¯`•♥•´¯)
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For the uninitiated, a "barbie" is a BBQ or is it their new ubiquitous American doll. Always a joy to get a good laugh from you. This was cute. Amazing how language is so different on different islands.
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hey we are so gracious here that WE LET YOU WIN to make you think that you are good at something..and you may have the ashes..but we have the rest of the bbq..with the steaks included..you are brave to produce such bold words from a fallen empire..he he he
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it is always good to see your sunny face and laughter Sunny..but I hope you weren't laughing at the fact that God is Australian..
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8/8/2006 10:50 pm |
Hi how is you
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Hi Firecracker..It is your sister in law who is Australian..isn't it...if so, she'll agree with it
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8/10/2006 1:28 am |
hi
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Cool that you have family here...especially if they are becoming more Australianized..more incentive for you to pay us all a visit and ofcourse you would be very welcome at my place too
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8/10/2006 4:41 pm |
LOVE IT!!!!! here's to us Aussies, good one Caroline!!  Netty  Lying in bed would be a truely supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling
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LOVE IT!!!!! here's to us Aussies, good one Caroline!!
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8/11/2006 1:32 am |
Hi guess who's back folks testing
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8/11/2006 4:36 am |
Hi Carol I just wanted to esteem you as a woman of God and hope the Lord will bless your life in greater ways then you could image. Blessings...Israel
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Hi Carol I just wanted to esteem you as a woman of God and hope the Lord will bless your life in greater ways then you could image. Blessings...Israel
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8/12/2006 4:12 am |
Hello caro You are silly, but i love your creation bit about Oz!
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Thankyou and I reckon we'll be playing didgeridoos instead of harps in Heaven
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Hi Kristina, yeah Charla must have read my other post where I bit through my lip...it was self inflicted..but not intentional..it is better now so hopefully I have learned my lesson..but I am glad you commented because I was just sitting at home all by myself feeling quite sorry for myself and you made me feel better..thanks
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wow..never heard of pavlova..you have to have a real sweet tooth..pav has almost become our main dessert dish..they usually top it with fresh sliced strawberries and kiwifruit...I agree that medium rare steak is the way to go..even tastes nice if you top it with garlic butter
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it cheered me up to know that I was not the only one having a pity party...anyways I should be counting my blessings..and I consider you a definite one of those..also I am hoping to go and see the Pirates of the Caribbean on Wednesday..so that is also a bonus..hope you are expecting an enjoyable week ahead of you
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and the only way to avoid being a lambchop at the eternal barbeque is to submit to the true God of Australia..yeah I know He's also the God of the rest of the world..but He has chosen to live here..
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8/17/2006 6:28 am |
You know your pretty funny for a Sheila. Now fetch me some prawns off the barbie and get me a beer, will ya. I can't believe I missed this post!
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Thank GOD for that...
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You know your pretty funny for a Sheila. Now fetch me some prawns off the barbie and get me a beer, will ya. I can't believe I missed this post!
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8/17/2006 3:09 pm |
That is just too funny! Thanks for the laugh! Bryan P.S. When you get a free moment, I welcome your comments on Walking On Water
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That is just too funny! Thanks for the laugh! Bryan P.S. When you get a free moment, I welcome your comments on Walking On Water
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so does that mean you are normally left handed..not that that is a disability..they even sell lefthanded burgers these days..depending on when you get the barbie we have our summer in December..I am really looking forward to that and that is when the smell of lambchops on barbies is most commonplace..it is winter at the moment and people are opting more for roasts and stews..but you would consider our winters very mild and want to be sipping those slurpees down next to the pool..I would recommend not diving into the pool until the landlord has put water in it..you could end up with a bad headache otherwise
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We beat you guys..we had our today yesterday..I think you are a day behind us...so we are up to Saturday now..good idea to have a barbie all year round...may be the only time you could say that gas is better for you and the ones standing nearest you(nearly left that one alone so you may have to pardon me as well as yourself..oops did it again) ...honestly though the charcoal cooked meats are supposed to cause cancer and so are foods that have been in contact with heated plastics...just something to be a bit wary of..not alarmed though because the list of cancer causing substances is so extensive that you just have to do what you would normally do and hope for the best...hope your kitty isn't too ill and medicines not too expensive..bless you and have a good night's sleep
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8/20/2006 10:39 pm |
You have the full measure of the Aussie Annointing Caroline Way to go !!!! ( This is gonna make me look at my brother in law in a whole new light now lolololol....... stubbies and thongs and beenleigh rumm....ummmm) ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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You have the full measure of the Aussie Annointing Caroline Way to go !!!! ( This is gonna make me look at my brother in law in a whole new light now lolololol....... stubbies and thongs and beenleigh rumm....ummmm)
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8/21/2006 1:39 am |
wow..so your brother-in law is an Aussie...that makes you go even further up in my esteem than you were cause I love the way you did your post today..and don't forget only picture your brother in law in Aussie thongs..the other type doesn't leave enough to the imagination and you could give yourself nightmares..now what I can't figure is how you appeared on my list of visitors here to my blog and then when I clicked on my blog again you suddenly disappeared..you must be a woman of mystery ( <<<< walks away chanting "I will not remember the stubbies, I will not remember the stubbies, I will NOT remember the stubbies....."  )signing off.... 'invisiblegirl' lol ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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Ohhh Caroline........he is so Aussie that he sleeps with the kangaroos. His belly is Aussie toooooo....... and with the stubbies ??? lololol..ummm.... but he is Gods gift to my sister, yeppp !!! God bless him. ( <<<< walks away chanting "I will not remember the stubbies, I will not remember the stubbies, I will NOT remember the stubbies....." )signing off.... 'invisiblegirl' lol
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8/21/2006 5:08 pm |
Hmmm... Cute text, but clearly apocryphal. I believe I know where this heresy began... "My God is an Aussie God..." If you'll check, I'm pretty sure the original says awesome God. Sorry 'bout that. Now Satan, on the other hand IS from Down Under!
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8/21/2006 5:18 pm |
You have the full measure of the Aussie Annointing Caroline Way to go !!!! ( This is gonna make me look at my brother in law in a whole new light now lolololol....... stubbies and thongs and beenleigh rumm....ummmm) Isn't that kind of like one quarter of a Luxembourg anointing? Or is it more like a 5th of Trinidad and Tobago anointing? Just enough to wet the shrimps on the barbie...
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Full measure of Aussie anointing... Isn't that kind of like one quarter of a Luxembourg anointing? Or is it more like a 5th of Trinidad and Tobago anointing? Just enough to wet the shrimps on the barbie...
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Hmmm... Cute text, but clearly apocryphal. I believe I know where this heresy began... "My God is an Aussie God..." If you'll check, I'm pretty sure the original says awesome God. Sorry 'bout that. Now Satan, on the other hand IS from Down Under!
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8/21/2006 8:48 pm |
okay okay okayyyyy..... just to let you know walking... ( and be very careful coz i told sistersayso you are giving us a hard time..) Im an aussiiieeeeeee !!!! DONT mess with the AWOGs lol.... Aussie Women of God we have been divinely appointed This is the Great Southland of the Holy Spirt !! yeehhhaaa!!!! and patriotism runs deep lol~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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yeah you tell him Eli..we sisters stick together
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8/21/2006 11:49 pm |
yeah you tell him Eli..we sisters stick together ehhhh Caroline ?!...... sisters click and stick together heheheee....... >>>> walks away from computer snickering ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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I think we managed to scare him off back to his own blog..we Aussies are fearsome!!!
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8/22/2006 1:00 pm |
Ummmm.... He USED to be from australia.... But now He's got a joint at 5th and broadway in downtown Bronx. I checked His green card. It's Him. So you ******* blokes get your visa's and passports in order. The guy is open for business and the shiela's don't worry about cellulite in the Bronx. Come one- Come all! He serves coneys here too.
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8/22/2006 6:59 pm |
OOoooooooooooooo simple1.............. ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/22/2006 10:15 pm |
okay okay okayyyyy..... just to let you know walking... ( and be very careful coz i told sistersayso you are giving us a hard time..) Im an aussiiieeeeeee !!!! DONT mess with the AWOGs lol.... Aussie Women of God we have been divinely appointed This is the Great Southland of the Holy Spirt !! yeehhhaaa!!!! and patriotism runs deep lolDon't mess with AWOGs? That's your comeback. See, you probably shouldn't have tried to plug that American computer into that Australian outlet. It can mess not only with your hair, but your mind as well.  A few ideas... [post 37844] [post 37934] [post 37594]
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Eli... I am soooo disappointed. Don't mess with AWOGs? That's your comeback. See, you probably shouldn't have tried to plug that American computer into that Australian outlet. It can mess not only with your hair, but your mind as well. A few ideas... [post 37844] [post 37934] [post 37594]
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yes Appreciate God has blessed us already by the fact that we are here in Australia and so remote from the rest of the world..even if God is helping out where He is so desperately needed in the Bronx
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8/23/2006 8:37 am |
Eli... I am soooo disappointed. Don't mess with AWOGs? That's your comeback. See, you probably shouldn't have tried to plug that American computer into that Australian outlet. It can mess not only with your hair, but your mind as well. A few ideas... [post 37844] [post 37934] [post 37594] _____________ BURN BABY BURRRNNNN ____________ American computers ?????......ppffttt........ ......... I build my own .......and besides, after Sistersayso says so , you aint gonna be saying much so !  eli (aka AWOG )  ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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.... Hey walking_(dead marshmallowed) man...... _____________ BURN BABY BURRRNNNN ____________ American computers ?????......ppffttt........ ......... I build my own .......and besides, after Sistersayso says so , you aint gonna be saying much so ! eli (aka AWOG )
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8/23/2006 2:49 pm |
.... Hey walking_(dead marshmallowed) man...... _____________ BURN BABY BURRRNNNN ____________ American computers ?????......ppffttt........ ......... I build my own .......and besides, after Sistersayso says so , you aint gonna be saying much so ! eli (aka AWOG ) I could inject some reality into the situation. I take it you must not have read Kent's insults... It's like the insult Hall of Fame... Kick up the heat a little. You have heard what they call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown, eh? Artificial Intelligence!
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8/23/2006 2:52 pm |
you know Eli..you do us Aussies proud..or in America they say..you go girl Kind of like the Jamaican bobsled team, though. Impressive they even tried. And lots of fun to watch. I hear they got the first Olympic sportsmanship medal...
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8/23/2006 4:46 pm |
........... ...............C'mere walking........ .......thats it...... bit closer...... bit closerr...... ...cmon, dont stand back...... bit closer now..... (takes a running jump>>>>>> 1....2.....3..... WHACCCCKKKKK!!!! (hits him over head with her Hills Hoist)  ..... then lights a match. ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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Yeah... well glad to know she does AUSTRALIA proud... Kind of like the Jamaican bobsled team, though. Impressive they even tried. And lots of fun to watch. I hear they got the first Olympic sportsmanship medal...
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8/23/2006 5:39 pm |
Well said Caroline !!!!! YOU GO GIRRRLLL !!!!!!! ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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you know Eli I reckon you and I make a great team..I can annoy these Americans like a mosquito buzzing around your ears and you can box 'em and burn 'em and make the world a far better place
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8/23/2006 10:13 pm |
you know I wouldn't be knocking the achievements of that Jamaican sled team if I were you because it was managed by an American..well actually a Canadian..but near enough to America..not like Australia..we keep our distance for good reason
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You shouldn't be knocking the Jamaican bobsled team. I believe Australia was the ONE country they beat!
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8/24/2006 3:52 am |
you know Eli I reckon you and I make a great team..I can annoy these Americans like a mosquito buzzing around your ears and you can box 'em and burn 'em and make the world a far better place After deep meditation and prayer, I agree with you !!!! Cmon, lets goo girrrll !!! >>>>> CHARRRRRGGE !!!>>>>>> Cmon Laurie !!>>>Kristian!!>>>Robyn!!>>>Mom!!>>>Helen!!>>>Sharloa!!>>> grab your fire starters and runnnn !!! >>>> (ps, got the mozzie zapper Caroline ??!!!) >>> ooohhh and the insect repellant >>>>>>(da da da dah dah dah dahhdahhdahhhhh !!!!!) ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/24/2006 3:53 am |
oops, Kristina  ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/24/2006 5:11 am |
Hmmm... Cute text, but clearly apocryphal. I believe I know where this heresy began... "My God is an Aussie God..." If you'll check, I'm pretty sure the original says awesome God. Sorry 'bout that. Now Satan, on the other hand IS from Down Under!
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You know what Caroline ?? After deep meditation and prayer, I agree with you !!!! Cmon, lets goo girrrll !!! >>>>> CHARRRRRGGE !!!>>>>>> Cmon Laurie !!>>>Kristian!!>>>Robyn!!>>>Mom!!>>>Helen!!>>>Sharloa!!>>> grab your fire starters and runnnn !!! >>>> (ps, got the mozzie zapper Caroline ??!!!) >>> ooohhh and the insect repellant >>>>>>(da da da dah dah dah dahhdahhdahhhhh !!!!!)
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8/24/2006 4:54 pm |
God IS an Aussie For He made the Land Down Under, And sometimes forkys mates get it confused, But dont EVER mistake the THUNDER Yes, God IS an Aussie, He called it the Great Southland !!!, And even if its rejected by the world, He is rising up His Aussie Band.... Ohhhh God IS an Aussie, We rise up with our BBQ's.... Be careful of touching God's Annointed, Because the one who could get 'burnt'..... Just might be YOU ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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God IS an Aussie For He made the Land Down Under, And sometimes forkys mates get it confused, But dont EVER mistake the THUNDER Yes, God IS an Aussie, He called it the Great Southland !!!, And even if its rejected by the world, He is rising up His Aussie Band.... Ohhhh God IS an Aussie, We rise up with our BBQ's.... Be careful of touching God's Annointed, Because the one who could get 'burnt'..... Just might be YOU
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I did leave a reply to you earlier today but there was a bit of trouble with my computer so it seems to have disappeared..God cannot be African because on His passport it distinctly says the other A word..and that is AUSTRALIAN!!!how do you do the smiley with the tongue poking out??
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8/24/2006 11:40 pm |
you tell 'em Eli..you know that song..we come from a land down under where women glow and men chunder..is it chunder or plunder..I never could quite remember...don't you hear, don't you hear the thunder..you better run..better run for cover..that was by the men at work..good warning Eli!!
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I remember that song! I could never make out what that word was though. What is chunder? Is that an Aussieism?
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8/25/2006 7:50 am |
oh good..we are getting you educated..yes it is an Australianism that means..spew, puke, technicolor yawn, vomit, heaving or throwing up your guts,decorating the carpet,being sick..and there is bound to be more that I haven't thought of..but that was very clever of you to notice that Aussieism..
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Ok, thanks, I get it! Like toss your cookies, upchuck and hurl.
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8/25/2006 4:29 pm |
you got it..you know you are very smart for an American..heh heh..I wonder why I am getting less winks these days from Americans..oh well just got a kind of proposal from a Portugese Brit so the ego is not too deflated...toss your cookies though..eeww..that is getting close to being gross.. Caroline !!!!! Accept the proposal I was married to a part Portugeus import .... they can be trained~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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OI !!!!! Caroline !!!!! Accept the proposal I was married to a part Portugeus import .... they can be trained
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HHHHHmmmmmm!!!!!!! My Bible says He is a ruler of Heaven and earth, and Almighty, Powerful, all knowing and ever lasting. Australian is not mentioned. I remember Australia was not even known to be for white people, before England decided to throw all criminals over there, ??Never understood tasteless "jokes" particularly pointing to Bible and from a Christian. "Holy people, Royal priesthood, Chosen ones for all Godly things in Jesus????"
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HHHHHmmmmmm!!!!!!! My Bible says He is a ruler of Heaven and earth, and Almighty, Powerful, all knowing and ever lasting. Australian is not mentioned. I remember Australia was not even known to be for white people, before England decided to throw all criminals over there, ??Never understood tasteless "jokes" particularly pointing to Bible and from a Christian. "Holy people, Royal priesthood, Chosen ones for all Godly things in Jesus????"
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It was not a joke neider insult.........I can see you did not get me. You dont make joke of God. He is Holy. (BTW I am not Brit)
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I agree that you do not mock God..or downgrade Him in any way..but I think that this is more like a funny story rather than a putdown of God..otherwise I would not have posted it..and I don't think God minds funny stories about Himself as He showed His sense of humor through the generations appearing to some folk as a dove which is like a pigeon..to mock this would be to be an unbeliever..but imagine what a mark He could have left on anyone He landed on...He is far more witty than the cleverest comedian..glad you're not a Brit..don't think I would want to be neither..but it is in my heritage..glad you came back to clarify further..but you do think like a Brit and a sister in the Lord too
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8/26/2006 7:01 pm |
I remember that song! I could never make out what that word was though. What is chunder? Is that an Aussieism? I mean... they talk like koalas look! and for Caroline It's the : immediately followed by the P. I'm sure you will find numerous instances to use it.
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8/26/2006 7:05 pm |
Ok, thanks, I get it! Like toss your cookies, upchuck and hurl. Worshipping at the great white throne.
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8/26/2006 7:13 pm |
you got it..you know you are very smart for an American..heh heh..I wonder why I am getting less winks these days from Americans..oh well just got a kind of proposal from a Portugese Brit so the ego is not too deflated...toss your cookies though..eeww..that is getting close to being gross.. Let me know if you set a date. I want to be ready to get a seat and some popcorn! BTW... where'd the Hall Monitor come from?
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Can anyone truly understand an Aussie? I mean... they talk like koalas look! and for Caroline It's the : immediately followed by the P. I'm sure you will find numerous instances to use it.
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Hmmm... I know of a Brit who is relocating in Spain last I heard, to buy a vineyard. If this is the same guy, I don't think we have a match. Unless it's a World Wrestling Federation match! ARE YOU READY TO RU-U-UMBLLL-L-L-L-LE??? Let me know if you set a date. I want to be ready to get a seat and some popcorn! BTW... where'd the Hall Monitor come from?
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8/27/2006 8:18 am |
***God is an Australian? No I'm not.**** Walking_marshmallow..... your partner Darth, has just arrived. May the 'force' be with you. ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/27/2006 8:24 am |
Hmmm... I know of a Brit who is relocating in Spain last I heard, to buy a vineyard. If this is the same guy, I don't think we have a match. Unless it's a World Wrestling Federation match! ARE YOU READY TO RU-U-UMBLLL-L-L-L-LE??? Let me know if you set a date. I want to be ready to get a seat and some popcorn! BTW... where'd the Hall Monitor come from? ...... wanna swap some popcorn for marshmallows ???? Ive heard the bullfights are really good, and the matadors and cows mooooo together well too ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/27/2006 8:31 am |
It was not a joke neider insult.........I can see you did not get me. You dont make joke of God. He is Holy. (BTW I am not Brit) you are so right. God will not be MOCKED. He is Holy. And Im glad that He gave us smiles to smile with, laughs to laugh with and that He loves Aussies as much as you do .If you like, you are welcome to read my blog. May Blessings in your life Sister ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/27/2006 8:33 am |
oops, *many* Blessings in your life Sister....Odimma ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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oops, *many* Blessings in your life Sister....Odimma
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8/27/2006 11:03 pm |
Can anyone truly understand an Aussie? I mean... they talk like koalas look! and for Caroline It's the : immediately followed by the P. I'm sure you will find numerous instances to use it.
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carolinehampton wrote:.....and yes England is more well known for it's WHITE people..as most Australians are beautifully suntanned....... I still want to clear my reply earlier. Color and race happen to be two different things. White people can get suntanned yes, but black they will never get. Australians were black people(aboriginals) ....and I have never understood Christians who cannot understand how such a wonderful God could NOT be Australian! Well He is still sitting on His throne in HEAVEN. If you read revelation you come to know that He WILL make His dwelling among man when the kingdom of thousand years has passed. Maybe I do sound deathly serious for someone but I LOVE my God and anything that points into taking things lightly consigning Him I dislike. Forgive me to be conservative in my faith.
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8/27/2006 11:09 pm |
if we talk like koala's look..then we talk real cute so thanks..and as for understanding us..it takes people with incredible intelligence to keep up with our intellect so you'll just have to keep trying to guess at what we are saying..  Did I lose the vote of confidence? I'm still smart, just don't hear too well!
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8/27/2006 11:17 pm |
Eli, you are smart, attractive and now added to that thoughtful..I reckon you'd make a great public relations officer..I am beginning to think I should keep my mouth shut and let you do my talking for me..less trouble that way.. Caroline... dont u know, its you who has inspired me ? Ive become very patriotic and realized the blessings of being an Aussie, through YOU. mmuuwwahhh xxxxxxxxx C - charismatically charming A - adorable R - respected O - on Fire L - lovely I - inspiring N - noble E - enduring WOMAN OF GOD !!!!!!! AWOG to be sure !!!! ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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carolinehampton wrote:.....and yes England is more well known for it's WHITE people..as most Australians are beautifully suntanned....... I still want to clear my reply earlier. Color and race happen to be two different things. White people can get suntanned yes, but black they will never get. Australians were black people(aboriginals) ....and I have never understood Christians who cannot understand how such a wonderful God could NOT be Australian! Well He is still sitting on His throne in HEAVEN. If you read revelation you come to know that He WILL make His dwelling among man when the kingdom of thousand years has passed. Maybe I do sound deathly serious for someone but I LOVE my God and anything that points into taking things lightly consigning Him I dislike. Forgive me to be conservative in my faith.
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I can't understand them. They speak English, right, Mate, or is it Mite? I had to watch Crocadile Dundee five times before I understood what he was saying!
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Well, I guess my last comment takes care of the intelligence you recently attributed to me! Did I lose the vote of confidence? I'm still smart, just don't hear too well!
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<<<<< plasters a packet of bandaids over her mouth. Caroline... dont u know, its you who has inspired me ? Ive become very patriotic and realized the blessings of being an Aussie, through YOU. mmuuwwahhh xxxxxxxxx C - charismatically charming A - adorable R - respected O - on Fire L - lovely I - inspiring N - noble E - enduring WOMAN OF GOD !!!!!!! AWOG to be sure !!!! E-Extraordinary,endearing L-lovely,lovable I-intelligent individual and with what you wrote it was the one time I have been thrilled about having so many letters in my name..normally it is a pain to type..so hugs to you..keep up the blogging you wonderful AWOG!!
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I just realized with God on the Aussie throne..then Aussie's rule!!That may be where they got the name for that famous football style..
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8/28/2006 11:00 pm |
An American yank and an Aussie shiela met online. After months of teasing and getting to know one another, they decided to take their next two vacations to visit one another. First, the American flew to Australia. He had already read in an encyclopedia that Australia was the smallest, flattest, most arid, and least populated continent. As he met his new friend at the airport, she assured him he would have the best vacation ever. In Sydney, they visited the opera house (capacity 3,000), and crossed the Sydney Harbor bridge, 503 meters long. They saw Wollomumbi Falls (1,100 ft. tall) and Mt. Kosciusko (7,300 ft.) and discussed going to Ayers Rock until the yank asked if it was being carved. The Aussie bragged that Australia was so beautiful, God took His vacations there. He enjoyed the visit, but seemed unimpressed at some of the greatest sights Australia had to offer. She finally remarked “We also have fossils that are supposedly 3 billion years old and the Great Barrier Reef is over 1200 miles long with more variety of sponge, coral and mollusk than any other place in the world! So a lot of the best part of Australia is either long dead or under water.” Then she thought about what she said, and realized that though true, it wasn’t all that much to brag about. Moths later, the Aussie was shown some sites in her friend’s area. She landed in L.A. and he asked if she would like to go to a movie. She thought this was odd, but agreed with her host who took her to Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. It was only about a third the size of the Sydney Opera House, but they did see Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson and Kiera Knightly going into the theatre. On the way to his house, they passed the L.A. Coliseum (capacity 92,000) and the L.A. Bank Tower (just over 1000 ft. ), and apologized, that the Sears Tower (1,451 ft.) was in Chicago. For dinner, he drove to San Francisco where they crossed the Golden Gate Bridge, 1280 meters long. The first week they drove right passed the Rocky Mtns. (approx. 14,000 ft. ) to see the Grand Canyon (6,000 ft. deep) then north to Montana’s Avalanche Basin Falls (2,320 ft.) and South Dakota’s carving of Crazy Horse (560’ x 640’ ). I couldn’t bear to tell you when we were in Australia. It’s nice to know God vacations there, but THIS is where He works!
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WONDERFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOT INSULTING ANYONE. tHIS IS WHAT i LIKE
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An American yank and an Aussie shiela met online. After months of teasing and getting to know one another, they decided to take their next two vacations to visit one another. First, the American flew to Australia. He had already read in an encyclopedia that Australia was the smallest, flattest, most arid, and least populated continent. As he met his new friend at the airport, she assured him he would have the best vacation ever. In Sydney, they visited the opera house (capacity 3,000), and crossed the Sydney Harbor bridge, 503 meters long. They saw Wollomumbi Falls (1,100 ft. tall) and Mt. Kosciusko (7,300 ft.) and discussed going to Ayers Rock until the yank asked if it was being carved. The Aussie bragged that Australia was so beautiful, God took His vacations there. He enjoyed the visit, but seemed unimpressed at some of the greatest sights Australia had to offer. She finally remarked “We also have fossils that are supposedly 3 billion years old and the Great Barrier Reef is over 1200 miles long with more variety of sponge, coral and mollusk than any other place in the world! So a lot of the best part of Australia is either long dead or under water.” Then she thought about what she said, and realized that though true, it wasn’t all that much to brag about. Moths later, the Aussie was shown some sites in her friend’s area. She landed in L.A. and he asked if she would like to go to a movie. She thought this was odd, but agreed with her host who took her to Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. It was only about a third the size of the Sydney Opera House, but they did see Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson and Kiera Knightly going into the theatre. On the way to his house, they passed the L.A. Coliseum (capacity 92,000) and the L.A. Bank Tower (just over 1000 ft. ), and apologized, that the Sears Tower (1,451 ft.) was in Chicago. For dinner, he drove to San Francisco where they crossed the Golden Gate Bridge, 1280 meters long. The first week they drove right passed the Rocky Mtns. (approx. 14,000 ft. ) to see the Grand Canyon (6,000 ft. deep) then north to Montana’s Avalanche Basin Falls (2,320 ft.) and South Dakota’s carving of Crazy Horse (560’ x 640’ ). I couldn’t bear to tell you when we were in Australia. It’s nice to know God vacations there, but THIS is where He works!
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8/29/2006 1:21 am |
this posting should be BANNED if you ask me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... ...... walks away with a look of sheer disgust on her face. ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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I think as we grow more mature in the faith and more wise we can distinguish between fact and opinions..on some issues there is definitely room for opinions and each to there own..on other things it is black and white..only wisdom can discern which is more appropriate..so yes I guess we do need to have a clear picture of what issue we are addressing because the differences between truths can be so subtle..you are a wise lady..and a sweet one too
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Your timing was perfect..it is just on dusk now so I shall stick my head out the door and have a look..last night it was a display of gold and pink..it was awesome..and other than that whatever is wrong with me today is nothing that menopause won't fix..thanks for asking and popping back in..hope all is well with you too
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Well, I come again since there was not intelligence or maturity to get what I was saying earlier of color on this post. I referred to God being Holy not to be joked about, and when I reminded of the fact Australia not to be known for white people before they started carrying criminals there, I saw how it was not nice fact to be mentioned, including with ab-origins to be the real owners of the whole continent. If we human beings get hurt or offended of such mater's of our being HOW ABOUT GOD THEN. God has no nationality, He did not form lines of countries or devisions on races, HUMAN BEINGS DID. I can not believe God being happy about the story of Him and His word being twisted. "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth..." It still goes like that, do we have right to twist it? I WOULDN'T dare myself. But liberty in everything seem to be the key word today. Not everyone can think deep, that's why my opinnion was missed by many. Maybe it is not understood, but making story like this is joining to the crowd of this world to mock together with them.
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8/30/2006 8:21 am |
ooohhh Caroline.... our sky was heavy and dark and rainy and cloudy lol.... and I live on the Gold Coast ? *sigh* I never thought I would say this, but the longer I live on the Goldcoast ? the more I miss Cairns .gold and pink huh..... yeah I miss those sunsets ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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8/30/2006 9:13 am |
HHHHHmmmmmm!!!!!!! My Bible says He is a ruler of Heaven and earth, and Almighty, Powerful, all knowing and ever lasting. Australian is not mentioned. I remember Australia was not even known to be for white people, before England decided to throw all criminals over there, ??Never understood tasteless "jokes" particularly pointing to Bible and from a Christian. "Holy people, Royal priesthood, Chosen ones for all Godly things in Jesus????" I hate to jump to the defense of an Aussie, but it's the principle of the thing. Most cultural stories which lay a special claim to God are attempting to convey how close and intimate God is with them. And as far as humor goes, Jesus once joked that people thought their Heavenly Father was so cruel as to give a hungry child a rock and a snake to eat. (Mt. 7:9-11. ) I don't think God would be angered by cultural stories that lay a special claim to him, even if the stories are about Him being from Australia... 
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Odimma, I hate to jump to the defense of an Aussie, but it's the principle of the thing. Most cultural stories which lay a special claim to God are attempting to convey how close and intimate God is with them. And as far as humor goes, Jesus once joked that people thought their Heavenly Father was so cruel as to give a hungry child a rock and a snake to eat. (Mt. 7:9-11. ) I don't think God would be angered by cultural stories that lay a special claim to him, even if the stories are about Him being from Australia...
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ooohhh Caroline.... our sky was heavy and dark and rainy and cloudy lol.... and I live on the Gold Coast ? *sigh* I never thought I would say this, but the longer I live on the Goldcoast ? the more I miss Cairns .gold and pink huh..... yeah I miss those sunsets
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I didn't think that God or Australia were that sexist. Maybe God is a female?
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I didn't think that God or Australia were that sexist. Maybe God is a female?
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8/30/2006 6:51 pm |
A blonde female ????? LOL I shudder to think Hey George .... We come from the Land Down Underrr....Full of God and full of Thunder....... Cant you see, cant you see the Wonderrrr.... You better take, you'd better take coverrr..... (boom boom boom ) lol ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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Eli, I am glad it was you who said that about the blondes..I would never have gotten away with it without the repurcussions..from the blonde burning squad..lot of sensitive folk around here..
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9/4/2006 5:00 am |
Eli, I am glad it was you who said that about the blondes..I would never have gotten away with it without the repurcussions..from the blonde burning squad..lot of sensitive folk around here.. oopssie lol~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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They don't know what they are missing then do they? Better to be blonde than be blind..
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9/4/2006 2:00 pm |
They don't know what they are missing then do they? Better to be blonde than be blind.. Its God ordained ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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Yep only another Aussie can really understand us and the way we think...so you could be right that we are a nation of geniuses!! I like that idea..you have a good way of looking at things Eli..no wonder God made you to be Australian..don't forget to vote this Saturday..it is a pity that you are not running as one of the candidates..you'd certainly make a good spokeswoman and representative of our state
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9/4/2006 10:44 pm |
Yep only another Aussie can really understand us and the way we think...so you could be right that we are a nation of geniuses!! I like that idea..you have a good way of looking at things Eli..no wonder God made you to be Australian..don't forget to vote this Saturday..it is a pity that you are not running as one of the candidates..you'd certainly make a good spokeswoman and representative of our state And I think we should change the national anthem to "God is an Australian"... ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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ok..let's sing the new anthem of the AWOGs...altogether now... God is ustralian...He is Australian He'll always be Australian Cause that's the way He is Australian..Australian..Australian I am not sure how long this is going to take before it catches on and we have the rest of the country taking off their hats to it perhaps I should stick with bumper stickers...
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9/5/2006 4:37 pm |
ok..let's sing the new anthem of the AWOGs...altogether now... God is ustralian...He is Australian He'll always be Australian Cause that's the way He is Australian..Australian..Australian I am not sure how long this is going to take before it catches on and we have the rest of the country taking off their hats to it perhaps I should stick with bumper stickers... Sounds brilliant to me lol Luv ya huggsss ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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You go girl !!! Sounds brilliant to me lol Luv ya huggsss
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9/5/2006 10:50 pm |
I love the fact that you are a genuine blonde..you make me smile and laugh a lot.. woohoooo ......... GOD IS AN AUSTRALIAN national anthem bumper stickers look, I know Im blonde... but can I be your Aussie Ambassador for the new anthem ???? can I, can I, can I ??? can I ?? pullleeeasse !!!!! lol hugs Caroline ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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Ofcourse you can...don't ask me for singing lessons though because another blogger and I have decided that more people would pay to NOT hear us sing..and we thought we could earn a fortune that way...I totally love the God is Australian bumper stickers idea but I don't think my business partner is really going to okay that one..I suspect he may hold a different opinion..
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Too cute... Though I think ya got the wrong country in there... I'll take the food though, sounds yummy! Hugs, Sue
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9/6/2006 4:04 am |
Too cute... Though I think ya got the wrong country in there... I'll take the food though, sounds yummy! Hugs, Sue ~ contending for the truth ~ ...eli...
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lol Sue...... you even think like an Aussie !!!
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I wasn't aware of that one but now that I am I shall check it out..thankyou Sharloa for the tip
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A blonde female ????? LOL I shudder to think Hey George .... We come from the Land Down Underrr....Full of God and full of Thunder....... Cant you see, cant you see the Wonderrrr.... You better take, you'd better take coverrr..... (boom boom boom ) lol
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