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gracie_charie
(Charie Cajucom)
50F
898 posts
11/18/2008 7:01 am

Last Read:
11/20/2008 2:38 am

2008's First Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season
Begins......


In life we must learn how to love, live with it and learn to let go.


pricelessjoy 74F
5916 posts
11/18/2008 12:31 pm

That is funny!! Little Billy is adorable!!

May God Bless You in ABUNDANCE


Dundeal
(William Watson)
68M
18097 posts
11/18/2008 2:13 pm

what a cute, cute baby that is, looks like someone i know, hahahaha, mahal kita, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


paradox2 66M

11/18/2008 2:23 pm

funny, cute kid also, what a blessing.


gracie_charie
(Charie Cajucom)
50F
1057 posts
11/20/2008 2:34 am

    Quoting  :

Hi longing4more, thanks for dropping by

In life we must learn how to love, live with it and learn to let go.


gracie_charie
(Charie Cajucom)
50F
1057 posts
11/20/2008 2:35 am

    Quoting pricelessjoy:
    That is funny!! Little Billy is adorable!!
Thanks princessjoy

In life we must learn how to love, live with it and learn to let go.


gracie_charie
(Charie Cajucom)
50F
1057 posts
11/20/2008 2:36 am

    Quoting Dundeal:
    what a cute, cute baby that is, looks like someone i know, hahahaha, mahal kita, cheers
he is your son!!!

In life we must learn how to love, live with it and learn to let go.


gracie_charie
(Charie Cajucom)
50F
1057 posts
11/20/2008 2:37 am

    Quoting paradox2:
    funny, cute kid also, what a blessing.
Thanks for dropping by

In life we must learn how to love, live with it and learn to let go.


gracie_charie
(Charie Cajucom)
50F
1057 posts
11/20/2008 2:38 am

    Quoting loki2007:
    Funny.Oh!little Billy has gotten s-o-o big and he is certainly adorable.
He is a big baby loki, he eat toooooooooo muchhhhh!!!

In life we must learn how to love, live with it and learn to let go.