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Heiswithus
(Chris Cato) 79M
798 posts
5/23/2006 6:17 pm

Last Read:
9/4/2006 6:29 am
Something that goes from 0 to 200 in less than two seconds!

It was their 25th wedding anniversary and she had longed for this day to arrive for many many years. But how on earth could it happen that her husband just plain forgot? She was furious. She was totally destroyed. She was ready to kill him!

"Tomorrow morning there had better be something in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than two seconds!" She told him.

The next day arrived and she looked out the window and saw a beautiful gift wrapped package sitting in the driveway with beautiful blue ribbons.

She opened it up and there to her great surprise was a weigh scale.

Funeral arrangements will take place this coming Friday!

Michelle334
(Michelle L) 54F

5/26/2006 7:10 pm

 Too funny...Thanks for the laugh Gwen


peacenprosperity
(Marjorie W.) 83F

5/26/2006 6:09 pm

 I guess I'm slow Chris...I don't get it!




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