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~ That's How the Fight got started!~ One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ======================== My wife walked into the den & asked "Whats on the TV?" I replied "Dust" And that's how the fight started..... ============================== A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. 'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.' And that's how the fight started..... =============================================== My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to love?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started.... =================================== I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. And that's when the fight started..... ============================== I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's when the fight started..... LOL  ~Blessings i8n Christ~ |
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 Too funny. I read some more of these on Dundeal's blog. Great laughs. Thanks for sharing!
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lol KSDad, I'm glad that You enjoyed them!  Blessings~
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