Close Please enter your Username and Password


SayWhat 69F
49 posts
3/7/2022 7:50 am
No Thanks for the Mammaries !!

This post is only viewable by BigChurch members.
Join BigChurch now!


SayWhat 69F
72 posts
3/10/2022 3:51 pm

~ My version of, "Thanks for the memory"
from the movie The Big Broadcast of 1938 ~

♫ ...

Thanks for the mammaries
Too plastic-filled to nurse
a child would have it worse!
I chuckled when the preacher said
those boobs will be adverse
distracting, oh yes, they are...

Thanks for the mammaries
I have a second thought
about the ring I bought
I'm sorry that I married you
and now it seems I'm caught
by horny, gauking men, near and far...

Thanks for the mammaries
sarcasm is intended
don't care if you're offended
please give me back my diamond ring
it's not for keeps but lended
your breasts are just way too bizarre...


♫ ...


SayWhat 69F
72 posts
3/12/2022 1:38 pm

♫ ...

Thanks... for the mammaries...
they're really really big
they're really really big
if they were bigger they would be
like lipstick on a pig...
humongous, so huge...

♫ ...


SayWhat 69F
72 posts
3/12/2022 9:44 pm

♫ ...

Thanks... for the mammaries...
went to buy a brazier
approached the cute cashier
but she refused to fit me
as she's not a mountaineer,
no, she didn't have size 52L ...

♫ ...


SayWhat 69F
72 posts
3/12/2022 10:13 pm

♫ ...

Thanks... for the mammaries...
if I were to reduce
my bust size if I choose
would men be more attracted
or would they still think I'm loose
would it make a gigantic difference?

♫ ...


Davefan 51M
1 post
3/14/2022 8:39 am

hello


SayWhat 69F
72 posts
3/15/2022 10:09 am

Hello Dave. Hope you enjoyed my silly poems. Have a mammary-free day!