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Laws That You Should Know Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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6/24/2009 8:36 am |
ROLF... ty I needed that  Sunsets
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you are so welcome sunsets, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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