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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
6/2/2009 7:42 pm

Last Read:
6/3/2009 6:03 am

How NOT To Pass Your Driving Test


Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.

Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.

Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.

When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops."

Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?"

After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

Run out of gas.

The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial test.

In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

Swear at everybody on the road.

When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

Beep your horn at everything.

Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


LovebuginCT 68F
606 posts
6/3/2009 3:16 am

LOL - very good.

Walking, and praising and trusting my Lord for the rest of my life


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
6/3/2009 6:03 am

glad that you like them lovebug, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you