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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
6/1/2009 5:26 am

Last Read:
6/2/2009 5:38 am

Most Romantic, Least Romantic Lines


Entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

6/1/2009 6:19 am

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

"BILL! BILL!" "Carolyn!"

"You had that dream again, didn't you?" "Yeah, but THIS time she was Blonde!"

Signed, Bill and Carolyn Slowsky


Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

6/1/2009 6:29 am

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

"BILL! BILL!" "Carolyn!"

"You had that dream again, didn't you?" "Yeah, but THIS time she was Blonde!"

Signed, Bill and Carolyn Slowsky


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When we first met, Our hearts did roam.

Now I don't know if I want to come Home!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When we first met my heart went Pitter Patter.

But Now I am wondering why you keep getting Fatter!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
6/1/2009 2:26 pm

no marilyn, set up for both sexes now, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
6/1/2009 2:26 pm

thanks for sharing steve but then most of these i got from you to begin with, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

6/2/2009 5:07 am

    Quoting Dundeal:
    thanks for sharing steve but then most of these i got from you to begin with, hahahaha, cheers
I plead the Fifth Amendment!
MooooooooooAhahahahahahaha

What do you think of my new Hare Conditioner?

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
6/2/2009 5:38 am

can never tell you are always wearing a hat, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you