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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
5/21/2009 2:11 pm

Last Read:
5/22/2009 6:22 am

Your Doctor Vs. Your Pastor


Your doctor says, "Please disrobe" and you do so without complaint.
Your pastor urges you to dress modestly and you think he's getting too personal.

Your doctor charges enormous fees but you keep going back to him.
Your pastor preaches that you should pay your tithes and you leave the church.

Your doctor inquires about your weight and you discuss the issue.
Your pastor asks how much you pray and you tell him it's none of his business.

Your doctor prescribes a nasty-tasting pill and you take it.
Your pastor feeds you the Word and you refuse to hear it.

Your doctor advises you to change your lifestyle in order to lower your blood pressure.
Your pastor urges you to change your lifestyle and it raises your blood pressure.

Your doctor says you need more tests and you schedule them.
Your pastor says we need more prayer meetings and Bible studies but you're too busy.

Your doctor says there's no help for you but you search high and low for another answer.
Your pastor says "God can help you" and you give up, saying "there's no hope for me."

To your doctor, you're just another customer.
To your pastor, you're a friend and part of the family.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/22/2009 6:22 am

glad that you enjoyed it pat, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you