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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
5/20/2009 4:00 pm

Last Read:
5/22/2009 5:21 pm

Romantic Lines From New English Language Students


I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

He had such a worm heart.

We were two sheeps passing in the night.

We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.

My dentist makes me blush twice a day.

I don't know if he will propose, but I am expecting.

I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got
enraged last night!

The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.

He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.

I think she is really glad she got marinated.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/21/2009 6:03 am

WHAT was she doing with VEAL on her face¿ At the art show? Would THAT be the GREAT "Unvealing?" LUVS you, borther, now how about a kiss?

What the heck is a borther?

The last time I Laughed Me Bum Off, my pants fell down!

Want more, Oar have U Had enough?

Please type quietly, I just got the Bugs to sleep!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/21/2009 6:07 am

P.S. Did you read the new book yet called "Spot on the Wall" by "Whoflungpoo?"

Insert Pig Snort HERE!

888

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/21/2009 6:12 am

P.S. ALL these sprinkles represent every one in you Favorites Network! Now I guess you want Whipped Cream, right?

Vrrrrrrrrrrrt! Oh, excuse me!

MooooooooooAhahahahahahahahaha

Speaking of ? Him and were arraigned yesterday on trafficking charges and :h is broke!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/21/2009 6:16 am

ET :Y Home?

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/21/2009 6:43 am

how did i know that when i posted this you were going to love it, cheers my friend

May the Lord bless you and keep you


JustMe506 56F
444 posts
5/21/2009 10:09 am

Oh, there's no mistaking either of you two as scammers!!


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/21/2009 10:32 am

steve is just a scammer of a different sort, just wondering which sort, depends upon which side of the bed he wakes up on i believe but that could be wrong also, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


JustMe506 56F
444 posts
5/22/2009 10:25 am

:LOL: