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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
5/18/2009 7:28 pm

Last Read:
5/19/2009 4:31 pm

Rules To Observe During The BBQ Season


We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine..

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.'

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/19/2009 5:53 am

that must be the reason that i do not go camping then, hahahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/19/2009 2:45 pm

why thank you pat, i do my part honey, cheers and God bless you

May the Lord bless you and keep you


LovebuginCT 68F
606 posts
5/19/2009 2:59 pm

Yep, that just about sums it up!

(this here's my guy!)

Walking, and praising and trusting my Lord for the rest of my life


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/19/2009 4:31 pm

see lovebug, i have learned a few things over the years, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you