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(William Watson)
20503 posts
5/17/2009 9:03 am

Last Read:
5/19/2009 4:30 pm

This Could Happen To You

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says: 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them 'No, I'm a little busy right now!'

Then I hear the person say nervously.

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

May the Lord bless you and keep you

JustMe506 56F
444 posts
5/19/2009 2:51 pm

Oh, hilarious!!! So, you're an idiot because you don't expect someone to be on a cell phone while doing a number two?

(William Watson)
18097 posts
5/19/2009 4:30 pm

took me almost half a century justme before i even got a cellphone and now still do not remember to carry it half the time, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you