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Blogs > Dundeal > My Little Bit of Heaven


Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M
20501 posts
5/14/2009 9:25 am

Last Read:
5/14/2009 5:42 pm
Things I Would Love To Say At Work

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
public.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
Ahhh . . I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a darn.
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Thank you. We're challenged by your unique point of view.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks?
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office, it's HELL with fluorescent lighting.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, and disorder my work here is done.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
May the Lord bless you and keep you
savedphyli 68F

5/14/2009 4:52 pm

 Here's one: "I can only handle one person's problem today - Today is not your day - tomorrow doesn't look good either."
If you don't know me you haven't missed much - but if you don't know Jesus you've missed everything!!


Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M
18097 posts
5/14/2009 5:41 pm

 then go for it 4gvnrn, hahahaha, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M
18097 posts
5/14/2009 5:42 pm

 hello phyli, thanks for sharing that tidbit, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you




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