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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
5/11/2009 9:25 pm

Last Read:
5/15/2009 5:30 am

Knowledge Of Someone We Know On Here, HaHaHa


If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with
it.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


101yaya
(Lila S)
69F
2841 posts
5/12/2009 12:18 am

haha, I resemble some of those.


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/12/2009 5:46 am

good for you lila, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Rebekka_returns 77F

5/12/2009 6:25 am

Me too Lila!
Love and Hugs


Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/12/2009 8:36 am

Yes! ALL that AND the fact that Debby invented "Crazy Glue" and she bites her own toe nails while she is in her cage! I just got cracked! She is sitting right next to me! She has her PINK Keyboard on her lap!

Have you seen Mike? Debby and I want to adopt him!


Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/12/2009 8:42 am

P.S. If it wouldn't have been for Jethro Bodine's 5th Grade edumication, he would NOT haves NO cement pond! I sent Debby on a Stromboli run so I can misbehave!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/12/2009 8:45 am

Mix 1 oh 6 seven dottie comma

roseradio dottie comma¿

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


BristerBate 70M
6377 posts
5/12/2009 11:28 am

Who was/is:

"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks." ??
Couldn't quite decipher that one! LOL!

And... "accrodnig to my laetst reascerh" [haven't you read it and seen the pic I posted?], men are from Mars and women from Venus!!

Hahahaaa Bill, you have the patience of Job!! LOL!


BristerBate 70M
6377 posts
5/12/2009 11:37 am

    Quoting soaringwithchris:
    P.S. If it wouldn't have been for Jethro Bodine's 5th Grade edumication, he would NOT haves NO cement pond! I sent Debby on a Stromboli run so I can misbehave!
Absolvtuely!
They have fresh & spicy cheezypoofs down there!
I-doctor said I'll send you the certificate by mail.
Bill is already paid!
Uma? Moooo!

737


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/12/2009 2:49 pm

thanks for stopping by rebekka, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/12/2009 2:50 pm

glad that you enjoyed them pat, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/12/2009 2:51 pm

ok bb and steve, you both stay in your little worlds and the rest of us will wake you up when the time is right, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/12/2009 4:41 pm

    Quoting BristerBate:
    Absolvtuely!
    They have fresh & spicy cheezypoofs down there!
    I-doctor said I'll send you the certificate by mail.
    Bill is already paid!
    Uma? Moooo!
    737
Me thinks that Uma's Mom resembles a Meatball! Moooooooo!
Moooooooooo! Now, turn off that computer and go to bed! "Sometimes you just have to SMACK Cheezypoofs in your face!" MooooooooAhahahahahahahaha! "SICLMBO" --- Sittin'on me cawch, laughing me Bum off!"

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

5/12/2009 4:47 pm

    Quoting Dundeal:
    ok bb and steve, you both stay in your little worlds and the rest of us will wake you up when the time is right, hahahaha, cheers
I've been living on Mars for the last ten years with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears> Did you know BB invented the BB Gun? MooooooAhahahahahaha

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


ladylightwalker

5/12/2009 5:42 pm

hahahahaha thanks Bill



"Love is Patient..."


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/12/2009 6:17 pm

had no idea bb did that steve, but i can believe it if you said it, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/12/2009 6:18 pm

you are so welcome robin, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/13/2009 2:19 pm

you are welcome thomas, thanks for stopping by and happy to make you laugh, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


DeniseD
(Denise )
57F

5/14/2009 9:01 pm

How fun...


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
5/15/2009 5:30 am

hello denise, glad that you like it, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you