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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
4/15/2009 5:40 am

Last Read:
4/15/2009 4:11 pm

A Satisfied Taxpayer


Dear Internal Revenue Service:

On this April 15th tax return due date you will find enclosed my 2008 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Departmentof Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.
You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 inch Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
To recap my enclosures: Four toilet seats, Six hammers and One screw. It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely, A Satisfied Taxpayer

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/15/2009 6:53 am

i know jean, hahahahaha, it only works for the gov't and not the common people, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/15/2009 4:11 pm

well pete, i still have 7 more plus years before i get to the retirement part, but as long as i get money back my taxes were done at the beginning of the year, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you