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It's Time to Diet & Exercise When... You try to do a few pushups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor. Your look through your wedding album and want to know who mommy's first husband was. You get winded just saying the words "six-kilometer run." You come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees. You analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humor. You step on a talking scale and it says, "Come back when you're alone." To you, "Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini" and "The Impossible Dream" become the same song. You accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but not while you're wearing a bathing suit. May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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4/11/2009 9:52 pm |
 ahhhh.... tooooo funny!Rom. 5:8 while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us
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happy to make you laugh priscilla, thanks for stopping by, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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4/12/2009 3:20 am |
It is time to diet and exercise when people keep calling you Dolly! Pardon? Parton?  She couldn't see her shoes either! Soooooo Much for my nap! Happy Anniversary!Signed, Hee Haw 
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dolly cannot see her shoes steve but has nothing to do with her weight, hahahahahaha, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.
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