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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
4/10/2009 10:03 pm

Last Read:
4/12/2009 9:14 am

Reasons Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs


Big tax write-off.

Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

Would you want to hunt for Easter waffles?

He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

4/11/2009 4:31 am

Elmer says "He's a Wabbit, ONLY a Wabbit! He deserves NO special recognition!" "Independence Bunny?"

I got the Energizer Bunny in my Flashlight, the space ship will just have to wait! I JUST wish he would stop banging on THAT drum trying to get the spaceship started! Happy Easter, Bill!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

4/11/2009 4:37 am

You will have to excuse me Now, Bill, I want to, I need to, well......... All right, I will tell you! I am hiding the Easter Eggs! LAST year, the dog only found one by Christmas! Ahhhhhhhparently, it rolled under the Cawch!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

4/11/2009 4:49 am

OVER 9000 Comments! Blame it on Artie! This is my way of saying I am sorry for being a ButtHead!
I missed you "BabyCakes!"

"What's that, Artie?" "NOT Now! I will help you change your colostomy bag later!"

What a Fiasco! Popeye is in the shower with Olive Oyl, Elmer wants to eat the Easter Bunny, I have NO idea where Arnold is(I mentioned a ham dinner) , Wiley Coyote is upset because he got his bill from the "Acme Credit Card Co. " AND to end it all, the terlet won't flush! NOT easy being Cheezy! P.S. Did you know that they won't give 'Manda Panda anything but crayons in her "Squishy Room?" and MahhhhhhhDonna is shooting peas across the room with a plastic spoon¿ OH, And, BristerBate is considering buying Claudia a Brand New Computer Chair? TTYL, I REALLY gotta pee!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/11/2009 11:01 am

you are something my friend, do not know how you keep this up time and time again, will have to definitely meet you one day and find out when your batteries finally run out, hahahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

4/12/2009 3:08 am

    Quoting Dundeal:
    you are something my friend, do not know how you keep this up time and time again, will have to definitely meet you one day and find out when your batteries finally run out, hahahahaha, cheers
Hee Haw, Hee Haw! I forgot to mention that my cat Ollie has a girlfriend now! He climbs up on the porch roof to get away from her! WE had a long talk and I explained he was lucky to have her! NOW only if I can get him to stop using Betsy's car hood as a "Landing Pad!" NOT now, Larry, I am talking to Bill! Meet you? am Chris. am here in Acra, New York on buziness after losing both parents. will writes to confirm details. in meantime
feels free to contact me at Yay whose----------------- Happy Anniversary!

See you after my Nap!


Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/12/2009 9:14 am

ok brother, enjoy the nap and thanks for the anniversary wishes, i think it is time for billy's nap as well, hahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you