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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
4/10/2009 10:42 am

Last Read:
4/11/2009 12:03 pm

The Old Man and his Wife!


The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I
had him buried upside down.' Darn women they think of everything!

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/11/2009 10:59 am

happy to make you laugh heidi, cheers and thanks for stopping by

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Godwhispers 63F

4/11/2009 11:40 am

NO WAY!

Rom. 5:8
while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/11/2009 12:03 pm

i have learn priscilla that there are some women you just do not want on your bad side, hahahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you