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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
4/10/2009 9:52 am

Last Read:
4/10/2009 10:02 pm

Proof Readers Needed


Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

MAN KILLS SELF BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND .

This one was caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and a call was made to the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took 2 or 3 readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible! They put in a correction the next day.

SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS.

No,... really ? Ya think?

POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

Now that's taking things a bit far!

PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

What a guy!

MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

'good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

I can see where it might have that effect!

IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE

Ya think ?

COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

Who would have thought!

COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

'Colimbo' there may be on to something!

RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma 's new construction program!

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING: FACES BATTERY CHARGE

He probably IS the battery charge!

NEW STUDY OF OBESITY LOOKS FOR LARGER TEST GROUP

Why ? Weren't they fat enough?!

ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

That's what he gets for eating beans!

MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

Do they taste like chicken?

LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS CUT IN HALF

Texas Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

Boy, are they tall wonder which one has the biggest shoe size?

TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

Did I read that right?

May the Lord bless you and keep you


JAYF 62M

4/10/2009 1:42 pm

Good post. That's funny. I could always use a good laugh.


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/10/2009 10:02 pm

happy to make you laugh then jay, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
4/10/2009 10:02 pm

thanks for sharing pete, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you