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Blogs > Dundeal > My Little Bit of Heaven


Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M
20503 posts
3/31/2009 3:53 pm

Last Read:
4/1/2009 2:29 pm
Two Little Old Ladies

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The thin one leaned over and said. 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!'

'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a $10 bill.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. '
May the Lord bless you and keep you
pricelessjoy 73F
5916 posts
3/31/2009 5:29 pm
May God Bless You in ABUNDANCE


alyosha2 55M

3/31/2009 11:16 pm

Well, there she goes, for a 'retard' ol' lady, she didn't do too bad!

( Get it? 'retard' ol' lady? )


Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M
18097 posts
4/1/2009 2:29 pm

 hello joy, glad that you are laughing, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson) 67M
18097 posts
4/1/2009 2:29 pm

 i get it sha, hahahaha, cheers
May the Lord bless you and keep you




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