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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
3/26/2009 8:08 pm

Last Read:
3/27/2009 9:10 pm

Now That I Am Older


Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered:

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

in the back seat cause accidents.

Accidents in the back seat cause .

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.

I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE BLOGGED THIS OR NOT!

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/27/2009 12:57 pm

then i guess we are in the same boat drifter, hahahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Rebekka_returns 77F

3/27/2009 2:23 pm

I resemble these remarks.

Love and Hugs


Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/27/2009 9:10 pm

now rebekka, i do not believe that dear, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you