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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
3/25/2009 7:19 am

Last Read:
3/26/2009 2:39 pm

Dictionary for Women


Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion thatoccurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realizedit yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n. -- What a woman intentionallybecomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. -- You bought the groceries,washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced theonions, marinated the meat, and cleaned everythingup, but he "made the dinner".

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. -- Gotta get married ina church.

Childbirth (*brth) n. -- You get to go through36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your handand say "focus...breathe....push...."

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. -- An appliancedesigned to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. -- A drink you buy at aconvenience store to go with a half pound bag ofpeanut M&M's.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. -- The last two minutesof a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. -- To walk up and down amall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery list (grow*ser*ee list) n. -- What you spend halfan hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. -- Someone who is able tocreate a style you will never be able to duplicate again.See "Magician".

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. -- Similar to a blackhole in space: if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytimesoon.

Lipstick (lip*stik) n. -- On your lips, coloring to en-hance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloringonly a would wear...!

Park (park) v./n. -- Before , a verb meaning "togo somewhere and check out the sights." After , anoun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n. -- The most important ingredientfor dating, marriage, and . See also "tranquil-izers".

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n. -- A day when youhave dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and ro-mance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. -- Comesoff if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come offif you try to remove it.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/25/2009 5:09 pm

hello pete, thanks for stopping by, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
3/26/2009 2:39 pm

you are so welcome living, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you