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Should You Get Married? For the Men Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage: * In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?" * Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence? * Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon. * Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers? * Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old boyfriend's? * Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers? * Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in- a-Drum? * Has she ever used the word poo-poo? * If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex? * Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights? May the Lord bless you and keep you |
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I guess none of these, or at least less than 5 applied to you before you....... anyway, the one about poo poo...is it ok if that is her pet name for her beloved????
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anything you wish it to be lila is fine with me, hahahaha, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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ROTFL May God Bless You in ABUNDANCE
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hello joy, glad that you enjoyed, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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yes longing i agree with you, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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11/17/2008 9:00 am |
longing that's what I thought lol. But the rest was funny dun. Blessings, Thomas and Robin
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hello sister, thanks for stopping by, God bless you both, cheers May the Lord bless you and keep you
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