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Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
20503 posts
11/16/2008 3:26 pm

Last Read:
11/17/2008 2:43 pm

Should You Get Married? For the Men


Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these questions should consider carefully before proposing marriage:

* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven as "that square thing?"
* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice per sentence?
* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to a plastic surgeon.
* Have you noticed her name tattooed on three or more local bikers?
* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names tattooed on her?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to an old
boyfriend's?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents to the Green Bay Packers?
* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in- a-Drum?
* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell the word sex?
* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg Emma's House of Painful Delights?

May the Lord bless you and keep you


101yaya
(Lila S)
69F
2841 posts
11/16/2008 5:45 pm

I guess none of these, or at least less than 5 applied to you before you.......
anyway, the one about poo poo...is it ok if that is her pet name for her beloved????


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
11/16/2008 6:53 pm

anything you wish it to be lila is fine with me, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


pricelessjoy 73F
5916 posts
11/16/2008 7:41 pm

ROTFL

May God Bless You in ABUNDANCE


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
11/16/2008 8:11 pm

hello joy, glad that you enjoyed, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
11/17/2008 6:39 am

yes longing i agree with you, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


ladylightwalker

11/17/2008 9:00 am

longing that's what I thought lol. But the rest was funny dun. Blessings, Thomas and Robin



"Love is Patient..."


Dundeal
(William Watson)
67M
18097 posts
11/17/2008 2:43 pm

hello sister, thanks for stopping by, God bless you both, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you