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Dundeal
(William Watson)
68M
20501 posts
1/29/2008 5:28 am

Last Read:
1/30/2008 9:54 am

You Have Martha's Way And Then There Is My Way


Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone.

Martha's way: Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you'll get perfectly shaped pancakes every time.
My way: Buy the precooked kind you nuke in the microwave for 30 seconds.

Martha's way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
My way: Buy a mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha's way: To prevent eggshells from cracking, add a pinch of salt to the water before hard-boiling.
My way: Who cares if they crack, aren't you going to take the shells off anyway?

Martha's way: To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stovetop.
My way: Eat out every night and avoid cooking.

Martha's way: Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in tomato based sauces and there won't be any stains.'
My way: Feed your garbage disposal and there won't be any leftovers.

Martha's way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
My way: Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's way: If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant fix me up".
My way: If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. My motto: If it's cooked, you will eat it no matter how bad it tastes.

May the Lord bless you and keep you


Dundeal
(William Watson)
68M
18097 posts
1/29/2008 7:35 am

hello rhonda, always lovely to see you over this way, i pray that you and ed are doing well, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


jerseygirl1964
(Ginny )
61F
3657 posts
1/30/2008 7:38 am

Martha? Martha who?

LOL, just kidding!

But who asked her anyway - she's not human, she's a robot and she's making all us gals look bad!!

(p.s. same with the Victoria Secret Models but I am SURE you WONT agree with me on that one!)


* Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!!
* We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!!
* Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!!
* A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!


Dundeal
(William Watson)
68M
18097 posts
1/30/2008 8:12 am

but i will agree with you ginny, they have those models in those outfits and the guys get all hot and bothered and then a normal woman tries on the same outfit and most of the time the guy is still thinking of the model in the ad, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you


jerseygirl1964
(Ginny )
61F
3657 posts
1/30/2008 8:49 am

FINALLY, a man that agrees!! Charie is so lucky to have you!!

* Sin is sin. Careful what comes across your lips & out your finger tips!!!
* We are all the Body of Christ. Let's treat each other as such, with the same respect we give to HIM!!
* Relationship advice: DO NOT make someone a PRIORITY, when they ONLY make you an OPTION!!
* A woman's heart should be so lost in God, that a man has to seek HIM in order to find her!!


Dundeal
(William Watson)
68M
18097 posts
1/30/2008 9:54 am

i told you i was different honey, hahahaha, cheers

May the Lord bless you and keep you