Blog : Differences between male and female

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8/18/2009 7:08 am

Differences between male and female

After this morning' s chat in the friendship room , and yes it was a really good time, felt I had to post this after certain comments were made.
Please read and enjoy.

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving
their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined
below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been
developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for
your gender.'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part
is the Truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call
them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,
and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Sent to me by my , oh the wisdom of youth

Rebekka_returns 77F

8/18/2009 1:30 pm

Not true!

Love and Hugs

Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!

Rebekka_returns 77F

8/18/2009 1:31 pm

Oh! Sorry!
Welcome

Lord, keep one hand on my shoulder and one hand over my mouth!

ladylightwalker

8/18/2009 8:19 pm

I'd be insulted except (altho I usualy follow the male procedure), I have done several things on the woman's list.

Welcome to blog land.

"Love is Patient..."

puppylove_2u

8/19/2009 8:09 pm

Trubla,

Ummmmmm....(kicks him under the table)...

Indescribeable 66F

8057 posts
8/19/2009 10:50 pm

Love it, so true. Welcome to blogland. Sheri

(¯`•♥•´¯) ¤`•.♥.•´ ¤ (¯`•♥•´¯)

psalm91verse11 50F

8/25/2009 9:38 am

rofl eliza !!!! Could only be you with the smart arsed comments !!!!

Actually I am gonna respond to this blog and tell everyone what typo is really like - they might be surprised !!!

psalm91verse11 50F

8/26/2009 12:11 pm

noooooooooooooooooo way mr t removed my blog on him n his newspapers - not to worry i shall get revenge !!!!!!!!!!!!

rc2423 61F

47 posts
7/17/2010 3:59 am

LOL smiles ,,,who know you could be funny and kicking you can lol rc