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frootz 52F
82 posts
8/1/2009 11:32 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?


Some say its to get to the other side, others claim its to get to KFC on the other side (what, Euthenasia?) but well, since its such a deep question no sane human being has ever been able to answer sensibly...why should I be the exception.
ok, so now that you know there's nothing particularly deep about my question, may i take this unique opportunity to wish everyone a very happy saturday and God bless! Feel free to add anything useless you might want to say, it may mean absolutely nothing to me, but some other bored person may find it makes her/his day!
Many blessings from icy hot south africa!!! x


Tom45
(Tom )
68M

8/1/2009 1:49 pm

What in the world is that?

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.


BristerBate 70M
6377 posts
8/1/2009 2:26 pm

At first I thought it was on Mars...


urputerluverboi
(Peter McLachlan)
53M

8/2/2009 1:21 am

Maybe the chicken didn't want to cross the road to get to the other side at all, but just couldn't bear to stay on the side she was on any longer. Having stepped off the kerb, she clearly would have been left with no choice but to cross the road, or stand there in the middle of the road and get squished. Just a thought.


soaringwithchris
(stephen m. )
67M

8/2/2009 7:14 am

Why did the Chicken cross the road? ---- Because she couldn't handle the way the guy running the charcoal grille was looking at her!

Half a Boy/Half a Man? Some women like us that way.

Soaring with Christ


frootz 52F
100 posts
8/2/2009 11:05 am

My my, what sane and sobering responses! So Christians arent mad after all, i always knew this in my heart of hearts! after all, i'm one
tom - it was a jelly thingy i found on a lone stretch of beach along our coast...i wish i knew the answer 2 mate

brister - you thought?? beginners luck probably (har har)

puterboi - depending on who was doing the squishing...i might've stayed right there to get squished...?? now, the thought of a single Ben Affleck comes to mind, but alas, he's married, WITH a kid...never mind eh (but u sound ever 2 philosophical dear, tut tut, lighten up, its weekend!)

chris - nice to see your jolly smile once more, keep smiling, its very catchy

sienna - too true! trust a woman to come up with the most logical of answers! hunger! now there's something to be said for that

God blessings 2 u all! x


urputerluverboi
(Peter McLachlan)
53M

8/2/2009 4:05 pm

My apologies for sounding too philisophical. It's Monday here in Sydney and I've got the day off so I'd better lighten up. I don't know that I'd particularly like to be squished by Ben Afflec. Blessings to you too


frootz 52F
100 posts
8/11/2009 9:27 am

mr puter man...first you make lewd comments about squishing, now things have gone a bit skew and u're talking bout being squished by ben affleck...this is all a bit much for a STRAIGHT laced girl like me