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Blogs > appleofHiseye64 > I will praise Him!


appleofHiseye64 62F
103 posts
4/25/2008 6:54 am
KNOCK, KNOCK...
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out his business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."


"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)
lindamaria 75F

4/25/2008 8:10 am

 Gee... Where have I seen this one before. TeeHee...
God Bless You my Friend
'A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ
that a man should have to seek Him first to find her.'
Linda Maria


BristerBate 72M
6377 posts
4/25/2008 8:13 am

 Thanks for sharing, B.! I'm sure many will like this one!
And btw. welcome to the blogs since I don't think I have had occasion to tell you!

See you around.

BB
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BristerBate 72M
6377 posts
4/25/2008 10:23 am
Hey, follow this link when BC activates it, or read it on my blog!

--> CATHOLICS AT LEAST CAN STAND A JOKE IN APOSTOLIC SUCCESSION OR NOT




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