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Old is when.... * Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!" * Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. * A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. * Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. * You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. * You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. * "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today. * "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot. * An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom. * You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started. * You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. * It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. * When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there. * You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can't remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down. And ... You are not sure these are jokes. 
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12/11/2007 3:14 pm |
 good stuffGBY stevie "This is the year of the favor of our God" "Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. See how they shine."(Bridge over troubled waters)
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12/11/2007 5:32 pm |
!!! LOL!!! Thanks for sharing........GBY........Rosie 
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12/11/2007 6:20 pm |
 Very funny. Thanks for the laugh. God's blessings, Karen God's blessings always, Karen God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world. ~C.S. Lewis~ Time to say goodbye
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Oh I see you have been welcomed and greeted by the bulk of BC bloggers, the ones that actually blog in the true sense of the word. I just wanted to say I have enjoyed the few posts you have made and welcome to our humble piece of the world wide web.  -T Born Again Christians only need to chew, It's those left behind that have to swallow it.
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12/11/2007 11:13 pm |
Funny! Very cute post!!! Hope you have fun here at BC!
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12/12/2007 11:17 am |
Thank you all for the warm welcome, and Happy Holidays!
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that is very very funny...just wait...50 is around the corner then you will have to re-adjust some of these
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12/13/2007 1:58 pm |
Yes... 50 is coming way to fast. As it is... I can already associate with too many of those little sayings! We've got to be able to laugh at life and ourselves, and hopefully I'll still be doing that 4 years from now. Ta-Ta!
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just stay young in your heart
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12/14/2007 1:09 pm |
I like that saying! Thanks!
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