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Tropical_Man 68M
6573 posts
11/30/2008 12:22 am
Rejected TV shows for Christians


Let’s face it. When walking through the grazing land of television programming to search for decent entertainment, you gotta tiptoe around a whole lot of cowpies. And if the TV shows themselves don’t assault you with provocative images and unbiblical messages, then the commercials will. I mean, do we really need Victoria to show us all her secrets? That’s why many Christians today have opted to turn exclusively to Christian networks or just turn off their TVs.

Recently, however, the major television networks have been trying to woo back the substantial Christian market with more faith-friendly content. Unfortunately, because of a complete lack of originality and a rampant misunderstanding of their target audience, not many of the networks’ ideas for Christian programming have made it to the small screen as of yet.

After a thorough investigation by your wayfaring correspondent, I have uncovered a short list of some of the TV pilots for the Christian market that were recently rejected by ABC, CBS, NBC, and FOX. Here are the top 15 titles in no particular order that did not make it onto the networks’ Fall lineups this year:

The Amazing Grace

CSI: Willow Creek

Extreme Makeover: Church Edition

SpongeBob SquareJones

Found

Desperate Deacon’s Wives

How I Met Your Mother Superior

Home School Musical

America’s Funniest Nooma Videos

The O’Reilly Rector

Law & Order: Covenantal Intent

Potluck Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey

Arminian Idol

Warren & Osteen’s Laugh-In

Dancing with the Baptists

Let’s just hope that next year the television industry can gain the invaluable assistance of prominent Hollywood Christians to help them create a new frontier in Christian programming before TBN corners the whole flippin’ market.

Sacred Sandwich

Tropical_Man 68M
6389 posts
11/30/2008 12:11 pm

lol


Hisglory77
(Byron )
64M

11/30/2008 11:15 pm

Ditto for me too Dennis;

I sure would like to have seen Desperate Deacon’s Wives.

As for Extreme Makeover: Church Edition. I just happen to know of a major city that got badly flooded out earlier this year, and lost about 30 local neighborhood churches which FEMA refuses to help, because that would violate church and state. There has been no help given to these churches, except directly from other churches. Yeah, yeah, I want to call those producers.

Isaiah 66:2b; But to this one I will look, To him who is humble and contrite of spirit, and who trembles at My word.


Tropical_Man 68M
6389 posts
12/1/2008 3:43 am

well thats what insurance is for. not Uncle sam