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Tropical_Man 68M
6573 posts
6/23/2008 5:08 am
2 Qtrs and a Dollar Bill

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, ?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, ! May I ask yo u a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"



shibaluvr 64F

6/23/2008 9:07 am

Love it! Lol.


Cassiusclay 63M

6/23/2008 10:44 am

Good one

Gods way is my way,...Clay


Tropical_Man 68M
6389 posts
6/23/2008 1:40 pm

I got a kick out of it