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Worst pick-up lines in history! Wow, I've heard some doosies before but these are outragious.... 1. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. (are you kidding me?)  2. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. (poor baby) 3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. (to funny) 4. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. (eww that is soooo gross)  5. If I followed you home, would you keep me? (yeah, I don't think so) 6. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? Ok are you ready for this one? This has got to be the absolute worst pick-up line in history!!!! "Baby did you just fart, 'cause you blow me away!"  That has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard!   God's blessings always, Karen God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world. ~C.S. Lewis~ Time to say goodbye |
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! Born Again Christians only need to chew, It's those left behind that have to swallow it.
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Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope. Born Again Christians only need to chew, It's those left behind that have to swallow it.
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12/25/2007 8:27 pm |
Hey, since you're single and looking, and I'm single and looking' howabout becoming accountability partners. Isaiah 66:2b; But to this one I will look, To him who is humble and contrite of spirit, and who trembles at My word.
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12/25/2007 8:29 pm |
Quick, call the Police! This beautiful lady has just stolen my heart! Isaiah 66:2b; But to this one I will look, To him who is humble and contrite of spirit, and who trembles at My word.
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