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Remember 6/19/2006
Remember what God has done for you and the successes you
have had in life when discouragement tries to take you down,
with that you can find yourself at the top of you mind again
and be able to overcome worries
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Caught in d act!!! 6/8/2006
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police
officer and the following exchange took place:
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give ...
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Never sit down and grieve when you can find another way 6/2/2006
So many times in life we make attempts and effects at achieving
something laudable and something that would impact in
people’s lives as well as ours. But in most cases when we
come across problem we tend to put our haed down, back out,
back down or whatever there is that connot retreating from
attempting. But it could do much good if one never let his
head down, never give up and ...
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make progress and not excuses 5/31/2006
In life we all have desires aspirations and goals as well
as objectives. And as we pursue these comes obstacles and
difficulties but the difference between people who made
it through is that unlike others who sees excuses they saw
progress and possibilities. Therefore let us learn to
make progress out of every situations and not excuses.
People who had worked in this direction are read and ...
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Just some funny stuff. 5/27/2006
"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine" (Proverbs
17:22).
Fuzzy Sabbath Logic [Matthew 12]
Matthew 12.9 Going on from that place, he went into their
synagogue, 10 and a man with a shriveled hand was there.
Looking for a reason to accuse Jesus, they asked him, "Is
it lawful to heal on the Sabbath?"
. . .
14 But the Pharisees went out and plotted how they might ...
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The Best Things In Life Are 5/24/2006
Falling in love
Laughing so hard your face hurts
A hot shower
A special glance
Getting mail
Hearing your favourite song on the radio
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
Hot towels out of the dryer
Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half
price
Chocolate milkshake
A long distance phone call
A bubble bath
Giggling
A good conversation
The beach
...
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it is more serious tolose hope than to sin 5/24/2006
Hope is an element that we all need in life to carry through
the functions of in the face of the variety of life issues
that we are confronted with in our everyday life. The importance
of HOPE was made clear in the bible when the bible says of
ABRAHAM that he hoped against hope. What that means is that
even when there was no reason for Abraham to hope for a better
thing, he choose to hope ...
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The New Pastor 5/23/2006
A church had to hire a new pastor. Over the protests of one
vocal male member a woman was hired as the new senior pastor.
After the new pastor had been there a few weeks, a member
of the congregation offered to take the new pastor fishing.
The vocal objector reluctantly agreed to allow them to
use his boat and to go along.
The trio got into the boat and motored out on the lake. ...
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Some Religious One Liners For A Change 5/22/2006
I don't care WHO you are, quit walking on the water while
I'm fishing!
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending,
and they should be as close together as possible.
Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
Why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
As long as there are ...
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there is no perfect man or woman when it comes to relationship or marriage 5/21/2006
there is no perfect man of women when it come to relationship
or marriage. all we need do is the determination to compromise
and accept one another. both parties have the responsibility
make the other perfect by working out the relationship
for good. with this and focus on God things will always work
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Another Thought From Skye 5/19/2006
Skye was sitting on my lap as I read her a bedtime story. From
time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach
up to touch my wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking
her
own cheek, then mine again.
Finally she spoke up, "Daddy (she doesn't call
me grandpa), did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart, " I answered, "God
made me a long time ago." "Oh, " she ...
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How to do atomic fission 5/19/2006
Do you know how to do atomic fission at home?
Give the atom to a three year old and tell him: "Don't
break it, honey!"
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a joke for you 5/19/2006
Of couarse God has a sence of humor! Haven't you ever
looked in the mirror?
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The Bitter Truth 5/17/2006
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what
it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from
.
It's a very strange name they picked for "Social
Security." For what they actually send you, you can't
afford to be "social" nor can you really feel
"secure."
Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you
ever seen a man get on a bus ahead ...
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Scammers new tricks 5/13/2006
Hello,
just want to let you know that scammers have develop new
ways of getting at people. In addition to the promise of
marriage, and offer of business deal and request to transfer
of huge money to your account, they now employ the tactics
of telling their victim that the have one sickness or the
other, or that they were involved in an accident, or one
tragedy or the other that will ...
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Words Women Use: 5/11/2006
Hello gentlemen, below are a list of words that women use
and you younger guys need to understand what they mean.
Take it from someone that has been around the block a few
times, hahaha.
FINE:
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes
is only ...
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What I Have Learned Over Time 5/11/2006
* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables
you to look for it in more places.
* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but
it sure keeps you from enjoying it.
* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness
of the waist change places.
* Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make
great ancestors.
* Be careful what rut ...
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be a good listener 5/11/2006
Be a good listener, don't be hasty to conclude but be
slow to talk. why it is possible for your tongue to get you
into trouble when you talk much without restain, your ears
will never get you in trouble. the more you listen the more
you aquire knowledge, and on the contrary, the more you
talk the more you give out yourself and exposses you weaknesses
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Bible Humor 5/11/2006
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated
as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something
fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked
at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in
between the pages. "Mama, look what I found",
the boy called out." What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, ...
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Some Things I Would Like To Hear, Just Once 5/10/2006
It seems that since I have gotten back to the states I am hearing
a lot of negative comments and suggestions no matter which
direction I seem to be going in or what I am doing so I have
made a list of some things I'd Like to Hear, at least
Once:
From my auto mechanic:
"That part is much less expensive than I thought."
"I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well
as ...
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Are You Normal? 5/9/2006
"ARE YOU NORMAL"
Facts about Americans.Did you know that...
Remember when you are reading this 90% of people say that
they sometimes lie.
AROUND THE HOUSE
* 21% of us don't make our bed daily.5% of us never do.
* Men do 29% of laundry each week.Only 7% of women trust their
husbands to do it correctly.
* 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
* 85% of men don't use the ...
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Work 5/9/2006
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails &
playing games at work. I need a promotion.
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Things You Will Never Hear A Father Say 5/8/2006
Well, how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like we'll
have to stop and ask for directions.
You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll
be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be
fun?
I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude.
I like that.
Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!
What do you mean you wanna ...
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kind words are cheap but does great things 5/8/2006
Whenever we recieved KIND words from people around us we
get excited and refreshed. tat means Kind words has a healing
balm within it. But as often as we get KIND words from people
we sometimes forget that they are cheap and costless. and
if we do know that they are cheap and costless why then is
it difficult for some of us to give this cheap and costless
yet power source of great happiness ...
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Small Towns 5/7/2006
Those who grew up in small towns like myself will laugh when
they read this. Those who didn't will be in disbelief.
1) You can name everyone you graduated with.
2) You know what 4-H means.
3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or
in the middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell
who was at the party because of the scratches on their legs ...
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Another Form Of Birth Control 5/7/2006
For those who already have past this age, this
is hilarious. For those who have this age, this
is not funny. For those who have nearing this age,
this is a warning. For those who have not yet had ,
this is birth control.
Things I've learned from my (honest &
no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000
sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
...
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Some Points To Ponder 5/6/2006
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to
keep you there.
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles
than any wonder drug.
Human beings, by changing the inner attitude of their minds,
can change the outer aspect of their lives.
Don't limit God's ability to do, by your capacity
to receive.
Great people talk about ideas. ...
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Social Security Love 5/6/2006
Two women were talking.
"So, how's your love life?"
"Oh, nothing special.
I'm having Social Security love, "
"Social Security love?"
"Yeah, you know:
I get a little each month,
but not enough to live on!"
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adjusting you attitude for joy 5/6/2006
many a time we often wish and desire that every thing happening
around us could and should get fit into our attitude and
the way we want it to be. But this is wrong for that can never
be possible because those things will always be and continue
to be. the world can not change for you. the ups will always
be there and the downs will never stop; what is possible
is for everyone of us to get ...
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You Know You Are Really A Mom When: 5/5/2006
You Know You're Really a Mom When,
You count the number of sprinkles on each 's cupcake
to make sure they are equal.
You want to take out a contract on the who broke your 's
favorite toy and made him/her cry.
You have time to shave only one leg at a time.
You hide in the bathroom to be alone.
Your throws up and you catch it.
Someone else's throws up at a party and you ...
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